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Before we get into the top 10, it's time to get these two (incredible human beings) out of the way...

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Points: 121
Votes: 10

20 years ago, in 1996, Katie Price (under the name Jordan) first appeared as a Page Three model. In 2001, she stood as a candidate in the 2001 general election, representing Stretford and Urmston and promising free breast implants for all. She didn’t win. In 2004, she appeared on the third series of popular TV show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, alongside an Australian singer named Peter Andre (who, if you’ve read Jamelia’s entry, has already appeared in this ranking in some form or another). Their unlikely whirlwind romance captivated an early 00s, reality TV-obsessed nation, and a year later they were married. She was the media darling – for good or for bad – and whilst the country was split in what they thought of her, what mattered was that everyone had their opinion of Katie Price. Dozens of high-profile partners, two divorces, five children, a host of ITV2 specials, a gold-classified album, an attempted Eurovision entry later and thousands upon thousands of Katie Price wannabes on Big Brother later, a one Miss Katie Price turned up ten days into series 15 of Celebrity Big Brother. Everyone was expecting things to kick off between her and Katie Hopkins. Or between her and Alicia Douvall. Or between her and Calum Best. Or between her and, I don’t know, Alexander O’Neal. What happened when Katie Price entered the Celebrity Big Brother house? “And as for you, you fucking slut, if you’re about to suck his cock he fucked my pussy this morning so enjoy the taste of my pussy” happened, that’s what. No, Katie Price didn’t kick off with anyone. She didn’t even rock the house to its very core. In fact, she acknowledged that she’d been called up to go into the house two days before and found it quite funny that she was even there in the first place. Her response to people thinking she might be boring was to ask them to vote to keep her in so she could “bore them some more”. When she wasn’t telling highly graphic tales about her sex life, she was showing her housemates her gruesome boob wound. Most evenings weren’t spent arguing with others, but asking them how much chocolate cake they wanted. Katie Price’s appearance on Celebrity Big Brother was two decades in the making, and did she disappointed? Hell yeah she did. And did she care? Not a fuck was given. One kind soul finally giving Hopkins the negative edit she deserved (when it mattered the most when it came to voting) later and Katie Price was walking out of the Celebrity Big Brother house as the winner, clutching her boob and laughing about how everyone probably dialled the wrong number or something. We were all expecting World War III to kick off, but it turns out that we got the Katie Price that we never knew we wanted. And that, guys and gays, was the story of Katie Price.

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Points: 121
Votes: 6

Lordsugar botherer. Pedestrian getter-out-of-the-wayer. You’re Fired not-turner-upper. Twitter feuderer. Podium dancer (not pole dancer). Hater of children. Hater of Charleine. Hater of TV producers in general. Hater of everything in general. Two-time winning Project Manager, somehow. Allowed onto the show in the first place, somehow. The woman. The myth. The legend. Selina Waterman-Smith.