[MB.]

Before we get into the top 10, it's time to get these two (incredible human beings) out of the way...

#=11



Points: 121
Votes: 10

20 years ago, in 1996, Katie Price (under the name Jordan) first appeared as a Page Three model. In 2001, she stood as a candidate in the 2001 general election, representing Stretford and Urmston and promising free breast implants for all. She didn’t win. In 2004, she appeared on the third series of popular TV show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, alongside an Australian singer named Peter Andre (who, if you’ve read Jamelia’s entry, has already appeared in this ranking in some form or another). Their unlikely whirlwind romance captivated an early 00s, reality TV-obsessed nation, and a year later they were married. She was the media darling – for good or for bad – and whilst the country was split in what they thought of her, what mattered was that everyone had their opinion of Katie Price. Dozens of high-profile partners, two divorces, five children, a host of ITV2 specials, a gold-classified album, an attempted Eurovision entry later and thousands upon thousands of Katie Price wannabes on Big Brother later, a one Miss Katie Price turned up ten days into series 15 of Celebrity Big Brother. Everyone was expecting things to kick off between her and Katie Hopkins. Or between her and Alicia Douvall. Or between her and Calum Best. Or between her and, I don’t know, Alexander O’Neal. What happened when Katie Price entered the Celebrity Big Brother house? “And as for you, you fucking slut, if you’re about to suck his cock he fucked my pussy this morning so enjoy the taste of my pussy” happened, that’s what. No, Katie Price didn’t kick off with anyone. She didn’t even rock the house to its very core. In fact, she acknowledged that she’d been called up to go into the house two days before and found it quite funny that she was even there in the first place. Her response to people thinking she might be boring was to ask them to vote to keep her in so she could “bore them some more”. When she wasn’t telling highly graphic tales about her sex life, she was showing her housemates her gruesome boob wound. Most evenings weren’t spent arguing with others, but asking them how much chocolate cake they wanted. Katie Price’s appearance on Celebrity Big Brother was two decades in the making, and did she disappointed? Hell yeah she did. And did she care? Not a fuck was given. One kind soul finally giving Hopkins the negative edit she deserved (when it mattered the most when it came to voting) later and Katie Price was walking out of the Celebrity Big Brother house as the winner, clutching her boob and laughing about how everyone probably dialled the wrong number or something. We were all expecting World War III to kick off, but it turns out that we got the Katie Price that we never knew we wanted. And that, guys and gays, was the story of Katie Price.

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#=11



Points: 121
Votes: 6

Lordsugar botherer. Pedestrian getter-out-of-the-wayer. You’re Fired not-turner-upper. Twitter feuderer. Podium dancer (not pole dancer). Hater of children. Hater of Charleine. Hater of TV producers in general. Hater of everything in general. Two-time winning Project Manager, somehow. Allowed onto the show in the first place, somehow. The woman. The myth. The legend. Selina Waterman-Smith.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

The forum went into meltdown after Sherrie's unjust early departure

tbh

[Daniel-X]

KP <3

I won't discuss the other.

[Shaun]

I think I've lost everyone bar Nadiya now but yay <3

(especially at Patsy being, from what I can see, the third best of CBB15 - behind Nadia & Katie P? Oh god wait Alicia is probably still in this isn't she)

[Ross.]

Selina defying the odds

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by MB.

“And as for you, you fucking slut, if you’re about to suck his cock he fucked my pussy this morning so enjoy the taste of my pussy”

also Sarah's probably my least favorite BBCan winner lol but that's more because Jillian and Jon are uhmazing

edit: also I *NEED* to track down I'm A Celeb 3 to see Pricey's original stint. I know it's nowhere to be found but I NEED IT.

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by MB.

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#1



Points: 121
Votes: 6

Lordsugar botherer. Pedestrian getter-out-of-the-wayer. You’re Fired not-turner-upper. Twitter feuderer. Podium dancer (not pole dancer). Hater of children. Hater of Charleine. Hater of TV producers in general. Hater of everything in general. Two-time winning Project Manager, somehow. Allowed onto the show in the first place, somehow. The woman. The myth. The legend. Selina Waterman-Smith.[/CENTER]

[MB.]

Ladies and gentlemen, your top 10 reality contestants of 2k15. Rather appropriately kicking things off?

#10



Points: 127
Votes: 7

Let’s make sure she doesn’t try to leave this ranking early/demand that she gets ranked by David instead before we move onto anything else, shall we? All clear? Good. Now, opinion alert: I’m really disappointed that Richard didn’t make it onto this ranking. For those unaware, Richard was Charleine’s arch-nemesis on The Apprentice (actually, if we’re being technical then Selina was, but Selina was everyone’s arch-nemesis to the point that that title became somewhat redundant) and this write-up’s probably going to be just as much about Richard as it is Charleine. For the first few weeks, everything seemed fine – Charleine was bubbily waltzing along, reminding her team mates to add in about how much argan oil was in their product in the shampoo advert task with a (looking back on it now, slightly passive aggressive) smile, and everything was coming up roses. Until the children’s book task. If you’ve read either Sam or Elle’s entries (please do, I spent a good ten minutes of my life on those), then you’ll know how many opinions I have about the children’s book task. It was one of the few good tasks of the series. Charleine was on the buzzy bee team rather than the Snottydink one, having volunteered for the role of Project Manager solely on account of being a mum (as opposed to April, who later pointed out rather amusingly to Charleine that she has a degree in creative writing). No wonder the book itself was pigging awful, because Charleine spent less time swishing and swirling and tumbling and turning and more time trying to play with sub-team leader Richard’s head, constantly asking to speak to David rather than him to get updates on the sub-team’s progress. David obviously didn’t get the memo about this and didn’t really play along. Their team somehow won, but from here they only continued to clash more, until they were both (rather guttingly – is guttingly even a word? I need sleep) culled at the interviews round. Charleine’s business plan, if you wanted to know, was to go from owning a small provincial salon in the middle of godknowswhere to starting up a chain of training academies in London. Bless her. Luckily, given that nobody else in their right mind was going to come back for the final, it was Charleine and Richard who were coerced into starring in Vana’s DatePlay (shit, I promised I wouldn't say it...) advert as – yes – a couple. It was hilarious. I mean, the team didn’t win, but Charleine and Richard sort of made up and that’s all I’m bothered about. And yes, Charleine, you’re allowed to leave now.

Postscript: for a while, Charleine and Selina were tied on the same number of points at #11, which would have been amazing. For, y'know, narrative purposes.

[Daniel-X]

Charleine <3

I think everyone in the top ten is in my top twenty five if my sources are correct.

[EspeonBB]

I'm so glad Selina won. Great winner

[MB.]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

I'm so glad Selina won. Great winner

Leaving the ranking early, I see. What kind of Charleine teas?

[Firewire]

Katie Price was an amazing winner

[Samm]

Charleine & Selina <3

[Firewire]

also Charleine

[EspeonBB]

Charleine too

[MB.]

Next up...

#9



Points: 139
Votes: 8

Has this country ever loved a person more? Nadiya Hussain is more beloved in England than the royal family, the 1966 winning football team and Saint George put together in a blender, spat out and the mush painted red, white and blue. And I’m sure the Scottish love her too. But the point is, I can’t remember a time when that many millions of people were behind one person before. Nadiya was an inspiration to people up and down the land, young and old, woman or gay (you mean men watch this show?) And the best part? It’s all for the fact that she can bake a mean Battenberg. Nothing huge. No big budget. No fireworks. A woman, sitting at her oven, checking her baps. And it was wonderful. We were hooked on every move. We cried when she cried. We laughed when she laughed. We sat on our sofas and ate some cake and wondered how easy it would be to make one before deciding it wasn’t worth the hassle when she made a cake. Early in the competition, she faded into the background a little, her only major storyline being that she wasn’t very good at the technical challenges. But then, one episode, she won a technical, and it was like David vs. Goliath (/Paul Hollywood) all over again. We were all on Team Nadiya and there was no stopping us. And in the final, when she won and gave her speech about acceptance and confidence and if they know it’s Christmas time at all, I’m sure one or two sad people in Huddersfield stood up and clapped their TV. That’s the power Nadiya Hussain has over us all. Long live Nadiya Hussain. Long live cake.

[Ross.]

Goddess Charleine who was 2nd on my ranking

[Shaun]

Charleine defeating ha rival

[Daniel-X]

Actually 9/25 in the final ten. Still good I suppose.

CharQueen <3

[Ross.]

Nadiya

[Black Dagger]

Nadiya was ROBBED.

[Shaun]

I am unfamiliar with the idea of Nadiya "not winning" but I shall try to process it

[Macie Lightfoot]

I know NOTHING about Bake Off and I'm not sure that it would be the show For Me, but I heard uhmazing things about Nadiya so I approve.

[Samm]

Nadiya <3

[Firewire]

Nadiya <33333