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P.S. I'd bounce my phone off my bosses' faces before I'd let them read through its contents. I'm not even joking.

Luckily, the one miniscule perk of my job is that I only see them once a month or less, and I always know when they're coming because they call to be let in the back fire exit at the car park, as they're too lazy to take the 30 second walk round to the front. Ahhhh.