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Originally Posted by jennyjuniper
Well said and I'm in complete agreement (My own upper lip is well and truly stiff)  
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Honestly - I can see it coming to this:
Scumbag: Your honour I am sorry that I mugged that old lady. I'd like to offer to hug it out and we'll forget about it.
Judge: (to old lady) Do you accept the hug?
Old Lady: No Your Honour
Judge: Why do you not accept the hug? you are in clear breach of hug etiquette under the international law of fluffyness. Bailiff - take that woman down. (to Scumbag) Sir, you have offered to hug it out - you are free to go.