[Crimson Dynamo]

I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

Thee is actually a LOT of truth in your post LT; for the most part - physically speaking - women KNOW what they are getting with a man on a one night stand, and he looks much the same in the 'morning after the night before', but a woman????

That beautiful woman with the flawless make-up and stunning figure, can disappear or transmogrify once the false eyelashes and make-up come off, and the hair extensions are removed, not to mention 'chicken fillets' from oversize bras and elasticated 'stomach contour girdles'.

In my promiscuous prime - a thousand years ago - I sometimes went to bed with Ms Jekyll and woke up with Ms Hyde.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Thee is actually a LOT of truth in your post LT; for the most part - physically speaking - women KNOW what they are getting with a man on a one night stand, and he looks much the same in the 'morning after the night before', but a woman????

That beautiful woman with the flawless make-up and stunning figure, can disappear or transmogrify once the false eyelashes and make-up come off, and the hair extensions are removed, not to mention 'chicken fillets' from oversize bras and elasticated 'stomach contour girdles'.

In my promiscuous prime - a thousand years ago - I sometimes went to bed with Ms Jekyll and woke up with Ms Hyde.

Or maybe you just had beer goggles on the night before

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Or maybe you just had beer goggles on the night before

I've never heard that saying before - But, yeah, the twin dangers of bright lights and alcohol didn't help either.

[Crimson Dynamo]

damn you, tasty beer

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

damn you, tasty beer

I'm virtually Teetotal now when it's all too late.

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

How Nice

[Anaesthesia]

Originally Posted by arista

Marsh digging up a 4 year old thread

I don't even care how old it is, I'd never seen it, and I laughed....a LOT

[Splashy]

I believe him, my girlfriend turned into a cow before she left for new pastures.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Splashy

I believe him, my girlfriend turned into a cow before she left for new pastures.

The grass is greener on the udder side eh Splashy?

[arista]

Originally Posted by Anaesthesia

I don't even care how old it is, I'd never seen it, and I laughed....a LOT

OK Marsh
Digging this old thread up
made you Happy.



Well Done Marsh