[lostalex]

I don't understand what followed through means?? i thought it meant he ejaculated... he came. but he said the story was about pooping.. i'm still confused...

so in british slang, "followed through" is code for pooping? I've never heard that before and i watch a lot of british tv, and read a lot of british papers.

so his story was that he pooped while having sex, but then kept going, and then wiped it on her sheets? If that's the story, then she must have smelled it.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by lostalex

I don't understand what followed through means?? i thought it meant he ejaculated... he came. but he said the story was about pooping.. i'm still confused...

so in british slang, "followed through" is code for pooping? I've never heard that before and i watch a lot of british tv, and read a lot of british papers.

so his story was that he pooped while having sex, but then kept going, and then wiped it on her sheets? If that's the story, then she must have smelled it.

By followed through he meant that he thought he was going to fart but he followed through as in pooped yeah

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

By followed through he meant that he thought he was going to fart but he followed through as in pooped yeah

ohhh, okay, it was a shart!

i've never heard anyone call that "following through" before.

so it was like a little liquid discharge, not a full on pooping turd type of thing.

It's not that bad, sometimes women pee during sex too! i've seen straight porn. hey, it's the primary functions of those body parts...

it's really not that bad. i've been with guys that have had accidents.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by lostalex

ohhh, okay, it was a shart!

i've never heard anyone call that "following through" before.

so it was like a little liquid discharge, not a full on pooping turd type of thing.

It's not that bad, sometimes women pee during sex too! i've seen straight porn. hey, it's the primary functions of those body parts...

it's really not that bad. i've been with guys that have had accidents.

yeah

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

How do you even screw and **** at the same time?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

How do you even screw and **** at the same time?

Well putting your nether regions to use can cause all kinds of accidents and unexpected secretions I suppose.

But a full on **** is a bit much for an adult. Maybe he'd had a dodgy kebab.

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Well putting your nether regions to use can cause all kinds of accidents and unexpected secretions I suppose.

But a full on **** is a bit much for an adult. Maybe he'd had a dodgy kebab.

Excellent!! More of this please!

[RichardG]

He's disgusting if the story is true and he thinks it's something everyone needs to know

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by lostalex

I don't understand what followed through means?? i thought it meant he ejaculated... he came. but he said the story was about pooping.. i'm still confused...

so in british slang, "followed through" is code for pooping? I've never heard that before and i watch a lot of british tv, and read a lot of british papers.

so his story was that he pooped while having sex, but then kept going, and then wiped it on her sheets? If that's the story, then she must have smelled it.

I just love this post! I can't stop laughing every time I read it! It's tickled me so much I have to keep going back just to read it again! I love your turn of phrase, lostalex, and you have made the miscommunications of slang so amusing. You've given me the best giggle I've had in ages! I'm sure there's a comedy sketch in here somewhere! Or if that log was a 'blockbuster', maybe even a movie!?

Following on from my previous post about my understanding of 'following through', that poor girl would have just thought the smell was a fart, so she might not have expected anything! Although, I guess she might've wondered what her sheet was doing in the bathroom!