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Old 01-02-2016, 12:35 PM #26
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ohhh, okay, it was a shart!

i've never heard anyone call that "following through" before.

so it was like a little liquid discharge, not a full on pooping turd type of thing.

It's not that bad, sometimes women pee during sex too! i've seen straight porn. hey, it's the primary functions of those body parts...

it's really not that bad. i've been with guys that have had accidents.
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Of all the disgusting things I have ever seen or heard on BB that was the WORST and he was grinning and preening himself while telling it. Gone RIGHT OFF the horrible disgusting man
And Megan shared spit with him, ew!
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It wasn't that bad. It sounded worse than it was.
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Not wishing to bring the tone of the conversation down too much, but I don't think he would have mentioned it if it were just a dribble
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Not wishing to bring the tone of the conversation down too much, but I don't think he would have mentioned it if it were just a dribble
it was probably a light spray, and his butt cheeks probably caught most of it. it's not like he pushed out a play dough type log.
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Meh.Who has'nt done that?**** going to the bog when ya on the job.Ruins the moment.
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it was probably a light spray, and his butt cheeks probably caught most of it. it's not like he pushed out a play dough type log.
How do you know!? It could have been a log! It could have been a large log, in fact!! He said something like after he'd finished he dragged the sheet into the toilet with his foot, as if he needed to conceal and remove a little something..... very possibly a play dough like log!!

Where I come from, following through means farting which is unexpectedly followed by some sort of log, even though only a fart was expected!

I'll tell you what, Lostalex, if anyone left a log within my bedsheets, they wouldn't be invited back for a repeat performance of that little nugget!!
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I don't understand what followed through means?? i thought it meant he ejaculated... he came. but he said the story was about pooping.. i'm still confused...

so in british slang, "followed through" is code for pooping? I've never heard that before and i watch a lot of british tv, and read a lot of british papers.

so his story was that he pooped while having sex, but then kept going, and then wiped it on her sheets? If that's the story, then she must have smelled it.
I just love this post! I can't stop laughing every time I read it! It's tickled me so much I have to keep going back just to read it again! I love your turn of phrase, lostalex, and you have made the miscommunications of slang so amusing. You've given me the best giggle I've had in ages! I'm sure there's a comedy sketch in here somewhere! Or if that log was a 'blockbuster', maybe even a movie!?

Following on from my previous post about my understanding of 'following through', that poor girl would have just thought the smell was a fart, so she might not have expected anything! Although, I guess she might've wondered what her sheet was doing in the bathroom!
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It sounded worse than it was.
Were you the poor lady in the story?
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I'm just loving this thread! It gets funnier by the minute!
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Were you the poor lady in the story?
No. Were you?
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How do you even screw and **** at the same time?
Well putting your nether regions to use can cause all kinds of accidents and unexpected secretions I suppose.

But a full on **** is a bit much for an adult. Maybe he'd had a dodgy kebab.

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Well putting your nether regions to use can cause all kinds of accidents and unexpected secretions I suppose.

But a full on **** is a bit much for an adult. Maybe he'd had a dodgy kebab.
Excellent!! More of this please!
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Oh come on, who hasn't followed through after a fart? It's not like a big log. Just a bit of liquid.
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It wasn't that bad. It sounded worse than it was.
Vanessa...how can that sound worse than it is???

I love your support for these so called hunks...but that just wasn't right and you need to look beyond the outer shell...
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Oh come on, who hasn't followed through after a fart? It's not like a big log. Just a bit of liquid.

He was kicking it away ffs...that wasn't liquid.
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i followed through when my ex was in the bathroom, luckily i had time to clean up in the kitchen sink.
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