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Originally Posted by Niamh.

Nobody is "standing outside your door"

It's true Kirk.





... ... ... Trumpet's M.O. is hiding in the bushes down the street, ready to strike when you least expect, screeching like a banshee and brandishing an organic lambskin dildo.

"Admit that God isn't real!!" he wails, as he beats your ears with the soft, yet firm, prosthetic phallus.