[Pete.]

Episode 5

'[About Jodie] I think she's either thick as pig ****, or she needs extreme help, or it's very calculated to inflict guilt'

'[Mimicking Jodie] Oh I'd like a bit of ball action if spin the bottle came up. Do you want to see my vagina? I once gave a lap dance and he came in his pants, it's fantastic. I've had an orgy with 5 girls at once, I've got all the polaroids, I've got 5,000 polaroids of my boyfriend's cocks. I like to watch myself in the mirror really ****ing because it makes me like a pornstar. Oh I'd never do porn.'

'You know you could take a horse to water and you can't make it drink, you could take a ***** to culture (?) but you can't make her think.'

'Michael, was it meant to make us feel afraid that she said we're all going to end up in her [Jodie] updated book or pamphlet.'

'I'm cringing so much I'm turning my head inside out.'

'It's like an alcoholic saying "Everyone says I'm an alcoholic" and going [mimicking drinking wine] "glug-glug-glug"'

'Jodie: If someone chopped you up and peeled all your skin off...
Pete: It would be beautiful'

'I actually hope when I'm dead someone stuffs me and puts me in the living room.'

'I would like to be embalmed and put on display prominently'

'She's an imbecile. Don't put yourself in the firing line if you can't take the bullet wounds.'

'Do you think me saying that she's stupid makes me vicious? No she's really intelligent, she's highly intellectual, and I'm sure her book puts Dostoevsky to shame.'

'My ass is real!'