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Originally Posted by Ammi

"Holy s*** it's Jacob! ******* me!" Lt Greg Brachle screams as he realises his near-fatal error.

"I didn't know it was you," he howls. "Hang in there, bro. I thought you were a bad guy."

"Are you okay?" he asks the wounded cop, who wasn't wearing body armour.

Detective Grant replies: "No."

I'm sorry but this reads like a comedy sketch! Like a scene form South Park or something.

LT still adamantly refusing to admit that US cops can be trigger-happy is the icing on the cake."Anyone could accidentally shoot another cop NINE TIMES, accidents happen."

Hahahaha...