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22-04-2016, 11:02 AM | #1 | |||
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The way 2016 is going, they should really stop joking and do stuff like this for real
Level 5 safety measures are being placed upon musician Dave Grohl. The lead singer of the Foo Fighters and also something to do with Nirvana, Dave Grohl now ranks among the ever-shrinking number of great musicians still in existence. “So he’s not allowed out of the house,” confirmed music preservationist, Simon Williams. “At the rate 2016 is going, he wouldn’t make it thirty feet out the door without a piano falling on him, which would be tragic, considering he’s a guitar player. “He’s already broken his leg in one accident, we can’t take any more chances. “We’ll let him out when people stop dying; which will probably be soon, I suspect, although I’m not a scientist.” Music fan, Elizabeth King, said, “It is imperative that Dave Grohl survives this year. “He must be locked in the house, given a Netflix subscription and told to wait for further instructions. “Otherwise, we’re just left with Justin Bieber, Kanye West and Kesha. Honestly, I’d rather shag a wasp than listen to them.” http://newsthump.com/2016/04/22/dave...-****-indoors/
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22-04-2016, 11:10 AM | #2 | |||
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Here for Dave's safety, not here for the Kesha shade!
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22-04-2016, 11:13 AM | #3 | |||
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22-04-2016, 11:22 AM | #4 | |||
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Is he the guy from that home improvement show changing rooms?
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22-04-2016, 11:37 AM | #5 | |||
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22-04-2016, 11:44 AM | #6 | |||
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he's at least one generation away from those at risk I'm more scared for Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell & Kate Bush atm.
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22-04-2016, 11:52 AM | #7 | |||
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#prayfornoddyholder
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22-04-2016, 11:56 AM | #8 | |||
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Let's keep Madge in our prayers too
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22-04-2016, 11:58 AM | #9 | |||
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Ohhhh yeah, she's more at risk tbf
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22-04-2016, 12:17 PM | #10 | |||
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Don't let her buy any more capes
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22-04-2016, 12:20 PM | #11 | |||
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