[Crimson Dynamo]

When I was in Primary we had elections and I created the Sour Grapes Party, it was a long tough campaign period and i had to canvas a lot of my peers and make promises and deliver on them. One was to clean out the hamster cage that Fiona Fergusson was supposed to do, but i got her vote. The count was intense but in the end my party prevailed and i was elated and elected.

I won a pack of 3 Mars Bars.

Yes I was big time and i cant say i did not enjoy my moment in the sun, alas the next day Hamish Donald split his head open sliding on ice in the playground and my victory was forgotten and dissapeared like snow falling in a Spring brook.

It was a harsh political lesson and one that still burns. So no, i wont be running for any office now.

(all true, little crybaby bastard with his split head)