[RichardG]

1) an opening helicopter shot of the new house before the camera switches to one on ground focusing on emma who says something like "new house, new game, new rules" idk

2) then the titles play and the crowd cheers (not whoop whoops)

3) then emma gives a house tour

4) then the housemates enter one by one with no music, marcus, or on stage interviews. they walk straight out onto the stage and straight up into the house. the whole atmosphere is really professional, emma reads the hm details as davina used to. the crowd cheers, it's all positive and exciting to watch.

5) then the show finishes with 10 minutes or so of live feed

6) we wake up the next morning to hear 10 million people tuned in

reality:

1) marcus screams at a new undiscovered decibel

2) lightning and siren sound effects blast as an onscreen "we're back" message pops up

3) the titles begin, the crowd whoop whoops

4) marcus screaches as emma walks on stage

5) emma shows a few pictures of the house on the screen

6) the housemates walk on one by one to a bunch of pop songs, emma interviews the housemates as the crowd chants off off off and that one shouty guy calls the women slags, marcus shouts all the housemates details as they walk in

7) the show finishes with a crap twist and a montage

8) we wake up the next morning to discover a new low of 800k viewers tuned in