[Smithy]

A 'cooking with semen' class is coming to London - but it's not as unusual as it sounds.

Class participants will be asked to bring their own - or a partner's - ejaculate to a secret location in Shoreditch where they'll whip up a three-course meal with drinks.

The class chef will teach attendees how to use semen as a core ingredient in everything from chicken dishes to tipples and amuse-bouches.

A book called Natural Harvest by Paul Phoenhauer actually exists, filled with "a collection of semen-based recipes". It currently has a four-star rating on Amazon.

Despite claiming it is "nutritious" with "amazing cooking properties", it's hard to tell just how serious he is about the whole endeavour.

Speaking to SF Weekly he said he does not put semen in all his food, but said it was merely a "fun twist".

So given the proposed London menu is as pun-tastic as you'd expect (jerk chicken and schlong island iced teas are among the items on the menu) it's unclear just how serious the whole project is.

And given the press release heavily plugs a new events booking service, it may be a bad taste publicity stunt.

"I guess when you consider that humans regularly consume eggs – which are essentially the product of a chicken menstruating – eating a partner’s semen doesn’t seem quite so round the twist.

So who's up for it?

[Marsh.]

Here for all the participants to break out in face herpes afterwards.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it's gross because like they are obvs gonna need to collect quite a lot so it's just gonna be sitting there for ages which seems really nasty to me

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by That Girl

it's gross because like they are obvs gonna need to collect quite a lot so it's just gonna be sitting there for ages which seems really nasty to me

The poor guys with aching shrivelled up empty balls.

[Johnnyuk123]

I wonder how many will come?

[Jamie89]

The thirst is real

[Shaun]

I'll stick to the egg whites.

[Jamie89]

Perched for the 'Lisa gets attacked by seagull while at cooking class' thread though

[Will.]

Is semen good for you?

[Marsh.]

This elaborate hoax to trick men into fathering bastard children.

[Jessica.]

I saw this on Facebook this morning and I was going to send the link to Glenn but I forgot

[T*]

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[Saph]

*attends class once*

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Perched for the 'Lisa gets attacked by seagull while at cooking class' thread though

Originally Posted by Saph

*attends class once*

FOR SHAME!

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Saph

*attends class once*

[Babayaro.]

"but it's not as unusual as it sounds"

It ****ing is!

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

I wonder how many will come?

post of the thread

[caprimint]

Well that's one way to get Lucas down to London

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

I wonder how many will come?

Originally Posted by Cherie

post of the thread

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I saw this on Facebook this morning and I was going to send the link to Glenn but I forgot

****ing bye bitch