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Old 24-12-2016, 03:47 PM #1476
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Whilst we're here though I did have an excellent wank earlier before I went up town
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(but I have no problem with them now obviously xo)
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10 hot chicks and yourself. Watching a movie, they start touching you and removing your clothes. They remove their clothes too. They're touching you.... 2 on your cock, 2 on your nipples, one sitting on your face and the others touching and licking eachother out like 2 feet away from you. Moaning can be heared from down the street... they tie you down, you have no control whatsoever.
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They take turns ridiculing you while swigging back Vodka, occasionally forcing your mouth open to pour some of the same Vodka down. They get out the lipstick and write inoffensive terms on your chest before placing a phonecall to all the other girls they know to come off and join in the fun. You watch, unable to do anything about it. Just Dance is playing in the backround. The girls try an all sorts of clothes and bop along to the music occasionally asking for your opinion only to hear back a muffled noise. They whip off your pants...

Are my going along the right tracks here?
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