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A non-exhaustive list of better potential themes that I came up in the space of five minutes:

- Hunters vs. Herbivores vs. Hedonists
- Historians vs. Hipsters vs. Hillbillies
- Housewives vs. Husbands vs. Hobos
- Humanists vs. Hindus vs. Heretics
- Horses vs. Hamsters vs. Hedgehogs
- Hanson vs. Haim vs. H-Town
- Highwaymen vs. Hijackers vs. Homicides (and you thought Sarah played like a criminal)
- Hash vs. Haze vs. Heroin (...pretty self-explanatory. Fabio would probably win somehow)
- Heaven vs. Hell vs. Hull (representation of Yorkshire has been lacking on CBS lately, I'll admit)
- Harps vs. Horns vs. Harmonicas (come thru band camp fish!)
- Heads vs. Hearts vs. Hymens (#WhichBodyPartRU)
- Hali vs. Heidi vs. Holly (a Philippines-esque season featuring Hali Ford, Heidi Strobel and Holly Hoffman as the leaders of each tribe, and also coincidentally the final three)
- Hawk vs. Hatch vs. Haskell (see above, but the iconic Borneo reunion we all deserve)
- Hags vs. Harlots vs. Homos (see above, but the tribes are led by Micronesia Kathy, Micronesia Tracy and Micronesia Chet respectively)