[Macie Lightfoot]

Paul just proudly proclaimed that the golden apple in the first HOH comp as placed for HIM and then they immediately cut to fish

[JerseyWins]

Nicole was panicking FOR Josh when he went for the golden apple.

[JerseyWins]

Maven think everyone is in pairs of 2 but they have the advantage because people don't know they're with Paul too.

Little do they know everyone thinks that.

[Macie Lightfoot]

[Macie Lightfoot]

Stealing this transcript from Sucks bc it happened about an hour ago and it's hilarious

Raven: (again) PLEASE call me into the DR. Cuz I want to rant about how much I've injured myself in this house. And all I can do is cook. I've not won a single thing. Come in 2nd place. Twice this week. I've got this scar (arm), I'm gonna have this scar now (wrist), I've done injured this wrist TWICE (peace sign), someone hit it with a pan, I just closed the fish tank on it, I've got a scar on my toe, this knee hasn't still healed the **** up, I've got THIS on my face (zit?), from trying to cook everyone food. That's all I'm good at! All I'm good at. Is injuring myself. Also, I have a mark on my leg from whatever muscle, a mark on my boob that will scar from where I burned myself, so let's just get it all out there. What has Raven won? Scars (makes arm explosion gestures), scars, injuries. (and a 'ta-da!' gesture)

(blah, blah, village idiot Matt tells her she's cute when she's mad)

Raven: Oh!! And I chipped my tooth!

[JerseyWins]

Lol Maven are so great

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

Lol Maven are so great

Wrong.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

okay so *MY* main beef with Alex is that she's That Girl who is petty and openly brags about how she doesn't get along with other women and she's a guy's gal or whatever the ****. She has also said that her strategy is to LOSE so she can get invited back and win her second season like her favorite HG Nicole Franzel. She's arguably the one drinking the most Kool-Aid and has said about 20 times that you have to assume that everyone is lying in this game EXCEPT FOR PAUL because "he can't lie to her because his brand is Friendship and if he lied then he would lose all his fans, so that means he's telling the truth and the whole truth to me." She's also pretty stupid and is always yelling over Jason and interrupting him and hitting him whenever he starts to talk game and just tells him to SHUT UP and LISTEN TO ME even though he's usually making more sense than she is.

I cancelled her @ favourite HG Nicole Franzel no seriously though I found most of that pretty funny tbf but then again it's to Paul's benefit so

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

The luck of the draw. First in jury is actually soooo perfect for his placement.

Assuming nothing goes terribly wrong but now I'm thinking ahead to the jury segments for whoever has to be in jury with just Cody for a week...

Julie: It's time to catch up with what happened when Cody arrived at the jury house.



Julie: Up next, it's the live vote and eviction. Stay with us...

[Macie Lightfoot]

In the latest edition of "stupid BBUS costumes and punishments"






(note: some of these costumes were donned by choice!)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Raven detailing all of her scars to the camera, must watch clip:

https://streamable.com/k09pv

[Macie Lightfoot]

So Alex has to carry this **** around all day for a week and whenever a bugle sounds she has to pitch her tent and cook a hot dog. And Elena gave it to her and stole $5000 from her without any sense of guilt I'll scream if Elena somehow becomes th target bc of this.

[JerseyWins]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

(note: some of these costumes were donned by choice!)

What a disaster @ the costumes lol

[Captain.Remy]

wtf Matt. How did he end up winning something.
Him and Raven are unfortunately starting making moves. Raven as a pawn last week and now Matt.
But oh wait, Paul is deciding for them so it doesn't matter.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Matt wants Mark to be a Have-Not and to be evicted soon (?) bc he eats too much (?!) Like....... look in the mirror. And look at the girl who you lay with.

Oh, and Alex and Jason are CONVINCED that Kevin is lying about Cody having a kid and want to call Cody out about it to expose Kevin

[JTM45]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

Such a vast range of disturbing things about Raven in this pic. It's impossible to pick the most disturbing one for me.

Is the 'make-up' meant to distract you from those 'old before her time' bags under her eyes ?
Are those 'brows' meant to be a back-up distraction just in case the 'make-up' doesn't work ?
And if all else fails is that 'lovely' top meant to distract from everything else ?

There's something disturbing for everyone here........................and that's even before you've heard a thing about her diseases!

[Macie Lightfoot]

So there's an Outback Steakhouse dinner as a result of the POV Comp and Raven claims that even though she can't eat steak bc gastroparesis, a few years ago she spent TWO DAYS in the hospital from FOOD POISONING bc of something she ate at Outback

[EspeonBB]

Just reading through the feeds updates and to quote Jess "I want Alex's head on a STICK"

[EspeonBB]

Tea (apart from the characters in BB16 being better)

[reece(:]

Mark knows <3

[DouglasS]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Tea (apart from the characters in BB16 being better)

I've stopped watching, still seems Mark and Cody are the only ones with sense in the house meaning Mark will be out within a week of Cody.

[JerseyWins]

Mark is completely WRONG! Although he is right in that BB16 also had a very good cast.

[reece(:]

[Wizard.]

So Paul was made a Have--Not and went straight for the HN key. Do we know the result of that yet?

[JerseyWins]

9:49 PM Cody says his children will not wear helmets. He thinks they are very dorky.

****in' betas and their safety

(nah I think I barely ever wore a helmet anyway but just lolwow @ him caring more about helmets being dorky than his kid's safety)

On another note, Elena thinks she's going home because Matt/Cody/Jason are in the HOH room right now. Which idk... is she?

[Calderyon]

Mark is so correct it´s unreal.