[Crimson Dynamo]

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A rough looking lesbian couple were horrified when they got drinks receipt from a bar they had been celebrating in as it had lesbians printed on it to identify their tab.

[bots]

he wasn't lying

[RileyH]

mess

[Northern Monkey]

Maybe it was busy and they don't have table numbers so they had to put a brief description on the bill for the waitress to identify them?

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Maybe it was busy and they don't have table numbers so they had to put a brief description on the bill for the waitress to identify them?

Table: 117, it says in the article...

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Maybe it was busy and they don't have table numbers so they had to put a brief description on the bill for the waitress to identify them?

So it's ok to use "lesbians" to describe them?

Would it be okay to say "muslims" or "gypsies"?

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Firewire

So it's ok to use "lesbians" to describe them?

Would it be okay to say "muslims" or "gypsies"?

Well if you used muslims it probably wouldn't narrow it down much as there'd more than likely be a third of the tables occupied by muslims.
Gypsies might work though.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Table: 117, it says in the article...

Well that pissed on my parade then

[Gusto Brunt]

I was expecting a couple of rough, tattooed-faced, short-haired lesbians in trousers and hob-nailed boots. I was wrong.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Firewire

So it's ok to use "lesbians" to describe them?

Would it be okay to say "muslims" or "gypsies"?

You can't say gypsies anymore, I think pikies also.

Muslims is fine

[hijaxers]

Its disgraceful ! who does this 'person' think they are ? GOD

Can they make they cheque out to the ' wanker behind the bar ?

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

You can't say gypsies anymore, I think pikies also.

Muslims is fine

What about diddies?
Not that they'd ever get through the door of this hole.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I was expecting a couple of rough, tattooed-faced, short-haired lesbians in trousers and hob-nailed boots. I was wrong.

They are all too busy moderating the forum..lol.

Dats a joke btw.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Its disgraceful ! who does this 'person' think they are ? GOD

Can they make they cheque out to the ' wanker behind the bar ?

No it must be to the bar business name

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

What about diddies?
Not that they'd ever get through the door of this hole.

No it would be travellers

[Greg!]

I would scream if I was a lesbian and was given a bill that said "LESBIANS" on it but I can see why they would be annoyed

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Its disgraceful ! who does this 'person' think they are ? GOD

Can they make they cheque out to the ' wanker behind the bar ?

But yeah ignorant prick

[Wizard.]

Poor Mel C and her girlfriend being outed like that!

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Greg!

I would scream if I was a lesbian and was given a bill that said "LESBIANS" on it but I can see why they would be annoyed

this tbh

[user104658]

You're not supposed to use things like that or negative physical description to identify customers you're writing about... That's day 1 stuff. You can't write "Big fat bob kicked off again" for example.

That said, a colleague of mine (a woman in her 60's) does it constantly and I have to admit some of them crack me up. We have customer logs for certain things, and amongst many, she has written down "skeletor" as the name of a very tall, bald pale man and my personal favourite - "Mummy's Boy" for a guy who is always on the phone to his mum . We've also had "Rosie and Jim", "The Clampetts" and "Worzel Gummidge"

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

You're not supposed to use things like that or negative physical description to identify customers you're writing about... That's day 1 stuff. You can't write "Big fat bob kicked off again" for example.

That said, a colleague of mine (a woman in her 60's) does it constantly and I have to admit some of them crack me up. We have customer logs for certain things, and amongst many, she has written down "skeletor" as the name of a very tall, bald pale man and my personal favourite - "Mummy's Boy" for a guy who is always on the phone to his mum . We've also had "Rosie and Jim", "The Clampetts" and "Worzel Gummidge"

Are we talking about doctors ?

[arista]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

he wasn't lying

how nice.

[arista]

Get It Framed


Feel The Force

[Crimson Dynamo]

what is two very camp gays men had been there with the gay accent etc and the bill said 2 gays guys?

would that have been "horrific"?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

You're not supposed to use things like that or negative physical description to identify customers you're writing about... That's day 1 stuff. You can't write "Big fat bob kicked off again" for example.

That said, a colleague of mine (a woman in her 60's) does it constantly and I have to admit some of them crack me up. We have customer logs for certain things, and amongst many, she has written down "skeletor" as the name of a very tall, bald pale man and my personal favourite - "Mummy's Boy" for a guy who is always on the phone to his mum . We've also had "Rosie and Jim", "The Clampetts" and "Worzel Gummidge"

Omg, you work in a bookies too don't you?

We were all told to change all of our descriptors that might have offensive/negative connotations and try to put names where appropriate after one of the customers overheard the fact they were being "monitored" and asked to see the computer screen.