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You know when you used to put the chairs on the table at the end of the day? Well in RS we did so one day and I swung around with my bag on my back and knocked the chair off the table...
My teacher had bent down directly in front of me to pick up something and the chair hit her straight on the head. I [and she for that matter] could have died. She looked up at me like she was going to murder me then must have thought "accident" and walk off. Same teacher bollocked me because I wrote Satanist as an answer to a question asking to name someone who wouldn't believe in God... She was nuts. I remember though a friend of mine in primary school was a bit ditsy I guess and he would be in a world of his own half of the time. Anyway, back when we did PE in "vest and pants" he walked into the hall with JUST a vest on, had taken his pants off with his trousers and just was totally oblivious. Everyone in the class just creased. Poor guy it still haunts him to this day! Last edited by LaLaLand; 31-08-2017 at 11:45 PM. |
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Simba Wiv Ya Friggin ‘Air
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Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.
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yep, but it's okay at times because gals are way easier for me to get along with tbh
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Oh I was doing a speech during Mass and said "Jeebus" and a kid laughed and got a detention
![]() also my balance is ****ing awful so my walk is really off but I felt so nervous when I was leading a Mass because I couldnt use my arms to balance myself and I was carrying a ****ing candle so everyone saw my legs jittering up and down with every step ![]() can't relate, I hated every boy in my school except like 2 and I dated both of them |
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![]() and I wouldn't date any guy at my school because they are literally all ugly af and think they're the ****, dated a few of the girls tho ![]()
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Can't believe any of you were ever friends with boys. DIRTY! FLITH!
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Just remembered another - in like Year 6 me and my two girl best friends had another falling out (we literally fell out all the time throughout the whole of primary) and after lunch our teacher made the three of us stand up and discuss the issues in front of the whole class before we started any lesson, which thinking about it now definitely wasn't the right thing to do on the teacher's behalf
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it's so fab when girls' parents love you so much they want you to date their daughter and say "god i wish ant was straight x" like bitch dont force heteronormativity on me! |
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Iconic that sounds like my science set, I was in set 7/7 and it was a scream with all the naughty girls and boys. |
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![]() honestly one of them was ugly and annoying and it turned out he had a girlfriend and was a closeted bi but it got out because i wanked him off in the chapel and toilet.... so that's another embarrassing moment, especially because people quoted me saying "i cant get it in there" ![]() Another is cute and kinky |
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![]() and the kinky ones are the best ![]() ![]()
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The straight boys in my form (they were hot) would wind me up ALL THE TIME and in assembly because they thought I was a scream and obvs cause I was gay.
I loved the attention but like I tried to sit still as I knew everyone was probs watching so it was kind of embarrassing. Last edited by Will.; 01-09-2017 at 12:03 AM. |
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Lisa Scott-Lee Expert
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When I denounced that I knew what rimming was sealed the deal.
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one of our teachers had a breakdown in front of us I was ****ing screeching we just laughed at her and she recorded a boy kicking off with her so he kicked a stool and stormed off one of the teachers was a ****ing dream though she just gave up with us and would come out with offensive one-liners like "if you're artistic draw it 3D or if you're autistic draw it like me" honestly I'm so sad that we had to break her roof |
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Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended
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Oh and in extra English (i was too dumb to do 2 international languages) one of the guys asked me if he could ask a serious question and I was so embarssed as I knew he was going to ask if I was gay.
But the teacher was a lesbian so she quickly snapped at her because she knew what he was going to ask! Last edited by Will.; 01-09-2017 at 12:06 AM. |
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nnn I forgot, in Year 10 I mentored the Year 7s at lunchtime, so I was playing games with them and we get to Jenga. The Jenga belonged to the teacher's "sister" (or so she'd have us believe i dont believe ha! slut) but it was like... naughty. It was like, sexy truth Jenga. "Who would you have a threesome with in this room?" type of questions.
My mentee screamed "I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!" and that's how I had to confront my teacher about sexy jenga Quote:
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I'm surprised your school didn't allow that our deputies were in a lesbian relationship and a girl mouthed off about it but she didn't even get into trouble ![]() |
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He didn't like me very much because he was a boring old sod and I'd sit at the back of his lessons talking
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wait MESS IT WAS YOUR TEACHER?
My art teacher asked how long I had known I was gay for but when all my art was about pride it was sorta obvious.... and how awkward i was around him Still ****ing pressed that my tech teacher asked if "gay" offends me. HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU BEACH WHALE |
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me when i got asked if i was gay in the changing rooms so i had to be like "wtf no ew!" as they continued to talk about how they'd bang the drama teacher. nasty ****s
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