[LaLaLand]

You know when you used to put the chairs on the table at the end of the day? Well in RS we did so one day and I swung around with my bag on my back and knocked the chair off the table...

My teacher had bent down directly in front of me to pick up something and the chair hit her straight on the head. I [and she for that matter] could have died. She looked up at me like she was going to murder me then must have thought "accident" and walk off.

Same teacher bollocked me because I wrote Satanist as an answer to a question asking to name someone who wouldn't believe in God... She was nuts.

I remember though a friend of mine in primary school was a bit ditsy I guess and he would be in a world of his own half of the time. Anyway, back when we did PE in "vest and pants" he walked into the hall with JUST a vest on, had taken his pants off with his trousers and just was totally oblivious. Everyone in the class just creased. Poor guy it still haunts him to this day!

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

complete opposite where I am

the girls are inferior in every aspect and they mix with lads for PE?

[Daniel-X]

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

the girls are inferior in every aspect and they mix with lads for PE?

yep, but it's okay at times because gals are way easier for me to get along with tbh

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

hmmm

[Ant.]

Oh I was doing a speech during Mass and said "Jeebus" and a kid laughed and got a detention

also my balance is ****ing awful so my walk is really off but I felt so nervous when I was leading a Mass because I couldnt use my arms to balance myself and I was carrying a ****ing candle so everyone saw my legs jittering up and down with every step everyone knows Im disabled so they didn't mind but one guy mentioned it and I Wanted To Die

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

yep, but it's okay at times because gals are way easier for me to get along with tbh

can't relate, I hated every boy in my school except like 2 and I dated both of them

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

can't relate, I hated every boy in my school except like 2 and I dated both of them

you lil hooker

and I wouldn't date any guy at my school because they are literally all ugly af and think they're the ****, dated a few of the girls tho

[Daniel-X]

Can't believe any of you were ever friends with boys. DIRTY! FLITH!

I myself have been a girlie since Y1 since I was put on a table with me and literally the five most popular girls and they say being gay is nature!

[Owen19]

Just remembered another - in like Year 6 me and my two girl best friends had another falling out (we literally fell out all the time throughout the whole of primary) and after lunch our teacher made the three of us stand up and discuss the issues in front of the whole class before we started any lesson, which thinking about it now definitely wasn't the right thing to do on the teacher's behalf

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Can't believe any of you were ever friends with boys. DIRTY! FLITH!

I myself have been a girlie since Y1 since I was put on a table with me and literally the five most popular girls and they say being gay is nature!

I can confirm gay is nurture, I pressed my tongue against another boys in Reception and since then I was in with the chicks x

it's so fab when girls' parents love you so much they want you to date their daughter and say "god i wish ant was straight x" like bitch dont force heteronormativity on me!

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

SCREAMING!

Iconic that sounds like my science set, I was in set 7/7 and it was a scream with all the naughty girls and boys.

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

you lil hooker

and I wouldn't date any guy at my school because they are literally all ugly af and think they're the ****, dated a few of the girls tho

ooh get you, casanova!

honestly one of them was ugly and annoying and it turned out he had a girlfriend and was a closeted bi but it got out because i wanked him off in the chapel and toilet.... so that's another embarrassing moment, especially because people quoted me saying "i cant get it in there"

Another is cute and kinky

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

ooh get you, casanova!

honestly one of them was ugly and annoying and it turned out he had a girlfriend and was a closeted bi but it got out because i wanked him off in the chapel and toilet.... so that's another embarrassing moment, especially because people quoted me saying "i cant get it in there"

Another is cute and kinky

wow that sounds like something from a tv show

and the kinky ones are the best

[Will.]

The straight boys in my form (they were hot) would wind me up ALL THE TIME and in assembly because they thought I was a scream and obvs cause I was gay.

I loved the attention but like I tried to sit still as I knew everyone was probs watching so it was kind of embarrassing.

[Wizard.]

When I denounced that I knew what rimming was sealed the deal.

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Will.

SCREAMING!

Iconic that sounds like my science set, I was in set 7/7 and it was a scream with all the naughty girls and boys.

I wasn't setted for science but I was with all the bottom sets and there were like 3 of us who were top set and it was such a ****ing howl, a kid broke the ceiling panel like 3 times and there's still holes from the water bottle, one of them had to have a headteachers meeting because they said a teacher couldn't teach and the same girl walked out of physics shouting "YOU CAN'T TEACH"

one of our teachers had a breakdown in front of us I was ****ing screeching we just laughed at her and she recorded a boy kicking off with her so he kicked a stool and stormed off

one of the teachers was a ****ing dream though she just gave up with us and would come out with offensive one-liners like "if you're artistic draw it 3D or if you're autistic draw it like me" honestly I'm so sad that we had to break her roof

[RileyH]

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended

[Will.]

Oh and in extra English (i was too dumb to do 2 international languages) one of the guys asked me if he could ask a serious question and I was so embarssed as I knew he was going to ask if I was gay.

But the teacher was a lesbian so she quickly snapped at her because she knew what he was going to ask!

[Ant.]

nnn I forgot, in Year 10 I mentored the Year 7s at lunchtime, so I was playing games with them and we get to Jenga. The Jenga belonged to the teacher's "sister" (or so she'd have us believe i dont believe ha! slut) but it was like... naughty. It was like, sexy truth Jenga. "Who would you have a threesome with in this room?" type of questions.
My mentee screamed "I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!" and that's how I had to confront my teacher about sexy jenga

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

wow that sounds like something from a tv show

and the kinky ones are the best

they are but i kinkshamed him without realising Id love to be tied up and went down upon by him

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended

omg why would a teacher ask you that?

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended

omg ICONIC

I'm surprised your school didn't allow that our deputies were in a lesbian relationship and a girl mouthed off about it but she didn't even get into trouble

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Riley.

omg why would a teacher ask you that?

He didn't like me very much because he was a boring old sod and I'd sit at the back of his lessons talking the thing is he pulled me back after class to ask me that

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Will.

Oh and in extra English (i was too dumb to do 2 international languages) one of the guys asked me if he could ask a serious question and I was so embarssed as I knew he was going to ask if I was gay.

But the teacher was a lesbian so she quickly snapped at her because she knew what he was going to ask!

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

[Ant.]

wait MESS IT WAS YOUR TEACHER?

My art teacher asked how long I had known I was gay for but when all my art was about pride it was sorta obvious.... and how awkward i was around him

Still ****ing pressed that my tech teacher asked if "gay" offends me. HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU BEACH WHALE

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

me when i got asked if i was gay in the changing rooms so i had to be like "wtf no ew!" as they continued to talk about how they'd bang the drama teacher. nasty ****s