[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

nnn I forgot, in Year 10 I mentored the Year 7s at lunchtime, so I was playing games with them and we get to Jenga. The Jenga belonged to the teacher's "sister" (or so she'd have us believe i dont believe ha! slut) but it was like... naughty. It was like, sexy truth Jenga. "Who would you have a threesome with in this room?" type of questions.
My mentee screamed "I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!" and that's how I had to confront my teacher about sexy jenga



they are but i kinkshamed him without realising Id love to be tied up and went down upon by him

speaking of jenga, I knocked it down because I was angry and it smashed a window

and you kinkshaming someone but that's so me

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

I come from an area where the girls were superior in every aspect and never belittled themselves to such vulgar behaviour, if she was hetero it might make sense but what the ****

(also um we never had boys and girls mix for PE)

She was a friend o mine till it exposed me in front of loads of people so I wasnt happy

[reece(:]

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

Howling, the same boy who was going to ask me if I was guy asked me in science if I wanted to suck his dick.

I said no but low-key wanted to as he was hot, but he was straight anyway.

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by reece(:

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

at least it's a good song

[Will.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

Dwswknswnjsjnwsjwn d

[Will.]

Oh that reminds me when Cheryl - Call Me Name blasted out in RE lesson on my phone.

Harrowing experience as the song was so old when it happened.

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Will.

Howling, the same boy who was going to ask me if I was guy asked me in science if I wanted to suck his dick.

I said no but low-key wanted to as he was hot, but he was straight anyway.

i would never do that didn't do anything until I was 18 anyway

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by reece(:

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

This reminds me when The Promise blasted on my phone during exams because my nan was ringing me

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Riley.

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

mess

Originally Posted by Lilbro

wait MESS IT WAS YOUR TEACHER?

My art teacher asked how long I had known I was gay for but when all my art was about pride it was sorta obvious.... and how awkward i was around him

Still ****ing pressed that my tech teacher asked if "gay" offends me. HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU BEACH WHALE

Yes and

Originally Posted by Lilbro

me when i got asked if i was gay in the changing rooms so i had to be like "wtf no ew!" as they continued to talk about how they'd bang the drama teacher. nasty ****s

wow

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

Reminds me when I rushed into an exam and 15 minutes in realised Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday was blasting through my earphones in my pocket.

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

i would never do that didn't do anything until I was 18 anyway

Yeah

[Will.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

This reminds me when The Promise blasted on my phone during exams because my nan was ringing me

Messss

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Reminds me when I rushed into an exam and 15 minutes in realised Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday was blasting through my earphones in my pocket.

wow queen nicki

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

speaking of jenga, I knocked it down because I was angry and it smashed a window

and you kinkshaming someone but that's so me

MESS how did you smash a window

I don't kinkshame now, I wish I didn't because I wish he'd use an extension lead to tease me, he's really into computers like that x

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Will.

Yeah

I just meant I was scared they would tell someone

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

AGESGRDDGFDDF

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

MESS how did you smash a window

I don't kinkshame now, I wish I didn't because I wish he'd use an extension lead to tease me, he's really into computers like that x

I was really angry

and once I remember locking my best friends brother in a room because he was hot as **** and we were rope playing and he tied me up with his smart ties

[Cal.]

Mess Hard Out Here by Lily Allen began playing in a Geography lesson and I was like *pouts* so anyway this isn't me.

[Will.]

I shat myself in like year 3 and a teacher had to clean me up, that wasn't really embarssing at the time but looking back it was.

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Will.

Messss

No one knew it was mine but it was hard not to bop to it

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Will.

I shat myself in like year 3 and a teacher had to clean me up, that wasn't really embarssing at the time but looking back it was.

How was that not embarrassing at the time?

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Mess Hard Out Here by Lily Allen began playing in a Geography lesson and I was like *pouts* so anyway this isn't me.

No one can act like that song wasn't a bop and if they say otherwise delete them

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

How was that not embarrassing at the time?

I don't know really!

[Headie]

Me and my friend were walking home from school and two guys a few years above us were walking home from school as well (one was the brother of a girl in my year) and I could hear this girl's brother behind me keep dragging me and insulting me and saying how annoying and weird I was... so I turned around and was like "I can hear everything you're saying about me, can you **** off???" and they were both just like "O_0 we're talking about the Haydn boy in our year..." and then I remembered there was this weird guy called Haydn a few years above who no one liked and everyone avoided