[user104658]

Originally Posted by Oliver_W

How does one sign up to be a spider?

I'm pretty sure if you want to hang around a spider's web for weeks and repeatedly smash your junk into it, there's not much anyone can do to stop you... ... you don't need to turn into a spider.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

I'm pretty sure if you want to hang around a spider's web for weeks and repeatedly smash your junk into it, there's not much anyone can do to stop you... ... you don't need to turn into a spider.

You sound like you're talking from experience.