[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

if you have saggy balls of course its no problem to close your legs but when you have a nice firm tight ball sac like LT and me you need room

Mines are like a greg wallace and ross kemp beheaded into a hirsute string bag

[Beso]

Ive just sat on my balls

[Vicky.]

https://www.queerty.com/the-mansprea...ctors-20150625

http://yourballsarenotthatbig.tumblr.com/

[Withano]

Like, heres the thing - I dont think anybody would ever take photos of me manspreading, like there are way worse examples, but I do have to do it to a small extent - I **** you not i just sat on my dining room chairs with various manspreadyness, and it just is the least comfortable with my thighs touching, it strains my lower back, my hips and my pelvis, and I just couldn't do that for 5 mins wihout being in pain.

Im pretty slim, I wouldnt go over the lines on my specific seat, but I feel like I would if I was 3 or 4 stone heavier?

[Withano]

Also the **** in the article is vile, that isnt me defending him lol

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Manspreading really ****ing annoys me. Its like they are trying to pretend their dick is too big to sit properly. No dear, its not. My husband can sit and cross his legs like a ****ing lady and his is a very decent size. Selfish aresholes

This is interesting..a woman tries manspreading https://mic.com/articles/107614/i-sp...mportant-point

To be fair, I find sitting with my legs together or crossed really uncomfortable, they just naturally open lol, I guess it's learned behaviour but it hurts not to and my subconscious usually reverts to the default

That said, if I'm on public transport and it's packed I don't do what this guy did, you've just got to grin and bear it and give people room to sit down

[Beso]

Best thing to do as a bloke is sit wide open and everytime you come to a new stop just sit tapping your knee to offer it as a seat for anyone coming on..a lecherous smile should accompany this....bingo..plenty room for ya nuts.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

https://www.queerty.com/the-mansprea...ctors-20150625

http://yourballsarenotthatbig.tumblr.com/

its about airflow and fertility. This is why they dangle away from the body

essentially you are wishing infertility on men

disgusten

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

its about airflow and fertility. This is why they dangle away from the body

essentially you are wishing infertility on men

disgusten

I took 'nice firm tight ball sac' to mean yours did not dangle, tbh. And had funny images in my head

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I took 'nice firm tight ball sac' to mean yours did not dangle, tbh. And had funny images in my head

[DemolitionRed]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

if you have saggy balls of course its no problem to close your legs but when you have a nice firm tight ball sac like LT and me you need room

Oh come on, did you never hear of kegel exercises? You suck em and tuck em!

[Withano]

I'd imagine it would depend on how warm the bus/train is for the balls to impact a manspread tbh

[bots]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I took 'nice firm tight ball sac' to mean yours did not dangle, tbh. And had funny images in my head

its an age thing actually, can't defy the forces of gravity forever

[Northern Monkey]

I mean we do have to spread abit.It’s not comfortable to sit like a woman but not like we’re in a gymnastics event.Some people just wanna be selfish and take up extra room.
The guy deffo shouldn’t have used violence however rude she was.Specially if he was taking up too much space.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

https://www.queerty.com/the-mansprea...ctors-20150625

http://yourballsarenotthatbig.tumblr.com/

That tumblr article.The first photo with the woman with the flowery leggings.The guy she’s sitting opposite is like 6’.2” atleast.If he tried to sit like her he’d be rubbing knees with her and she’d be writing about how she was sexually assaulted on a subway.He can’t win either way.
The other guy further down where the woman and baby are standing is causing more of a problem with his rucksack than his legs.If he moved that down to the floor then she could sit down and tbf women do this aswell.

The first link well....
I got a pop-up with a shirtless guy flirting with me and gtf out of there

[DemolitionRed]

Actually, its got less to do with the size of a guys bits and more to do with the angle of the male femur and inner thigh.

[Oliver_W]

Originally Posted by DemolitionRed

Actually, its got less to do with the size of a guys bits and more to do with the angle of the male femur and inner thigh.

Whatever the reason, "manspreading" is the most comfortable way to sit for guys, and is probably not a conscious thing.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Oliver_W

Whatever the reason, "manspreading" is the most comfortable way to sit for guys, and is probably not a conscious thing.

Feminists now trying to fight against nature?

I don’t think they’re gonna be happy until we all cut our cocks and balls off and submit to their will

[Vicky.]

I don't think its just feminists somehow. have hard loads of men complaining about other manspreaders. Its actually terrible when you are sat next to someone who feels they should be able to take up a seat and a half.

My husband is 6 foot 3 and manages to not do it. Though there seems to be more space on the metro than there are on the trains in those photos

I have actually started fighting back against them which is quite fun. When they sit then try to spread I will push my legs also, and I have won a few of these battles to much signing and moaning from the person who wanted to spread. I lose most of them though as most men are stronger than me by nature

[Brillopad]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I don't think its just feminists somehow. have hard loads of men complaining about other manspreaders. Its actually terrible when you are sat next to someone who feels they should be able to take up a seat and a half.

My husband is 6 foot 3 and manages to not do it. Though there seems to be more space on the metro than there are on the trains in those photos

I have actually started fighting back against them which is quite fun. When they sit then try to spread I will push my legs also, and I have won a few of these battles to much signing and moaning from the person who wanted to spread. I lose most of them though as most men are stronger than me by nature

I would love to see that! At the end of the day the only way to stop innapropriate behaviour is to stand up and be counted so good job.



I once had a guy fall asleep on my shoulder on a train. I was only sixteen at the time and he was a much older businessman type. I felt very uncomfortable and just pulled away in the end which startled him and he just sat up properly. Bloody cheek though. I would say something now.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I don't think its just feminists somehow. have hard loads of men complaining about other manspreaders. Its actually terrible when you are sat next to someone who feels they should be able to take up a seat and a half.

My husband is 6 foot 3 and manages to not do it. Though there seems to be more space on the metro than there are on the trains in those photos

I have actually started fighting back against them which is quite fun. When they sit then try to spread I will push my legs also, and I have won a few of these battles to much signing and moaning from the person who wanted to spread. I lose most of them though as most men are stronger than me by nature

Sounds like a fun way to pass the journey.Better than looking out the window

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Brillopad

I would love to see that! At the end of the day the only way to stop innapropriate behaviour is to stand up and be counted so good job.

Theres not really much to see tbh, it becomes kind of a silent battle Only thing would be the ones who cannot beat me signing loudly and slouching back in their chair maybe with a loud tut to show their displeasure

I have advised my mates to start doing it too. Both men and women. The men will win more often than the women I think...manspreaders of Newcastle beware

[DemolitionRed]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I don't think its just feminists somehow. have hard loads of men complaining about other manspreaders. Its actually terrible when you are sat next to someone who feels they should be able to take up a seat and a half.

My husband is 6 foot 3 and manages to not do it. Though there seems to be more space on the metro than there are on the trains in those photos

I have actually started fighting back against them which is quite fun. When they sit then try to spread I will push my legs also, and I have won a few of these battles to much signing and moaning from the person who wanted to spread. I lose most of them though as most men are stronger than me by nature

But I had to do that with a woman a few weeks ago. I was sat comfortably in my doctor's surgery when this woman with a baby came in. There was only a few of us in the waiting room but she decided to perch herself next to me. She dumped her bag in front of my feet and then proceeded to spread herself out so that she completely encroached on my space. Her elbow was literally sitting on my boob!

I have never had a man do that to me and this woman was a first for me. I'm clearly not getting out enough

[Beso]

Originally Posted by DemolitionRed

But I had to do that with a woman a few weeks ago. I was sat comfortably in my doctor's surgery when this woman with a baby came in. There was only a few of us in the waiting room but she decided to perch herself next to me. She dumped her bag in front of my feet and then proceeded to spread herself out so that she completely encroached on my space. Her elbow was literally sitting on my boob!

I have never had a man do that to me and this woman was a first for me. I'm clearly not getting out enough

I bet she expected you to entertain the kid as well.

[Vicky.]

Yes some women do it too which is equally annoying (though would be fun for me as I have a large chance of beating a manspreading woman ) but from my experience, nowhere near as often as men

I cannot believe you have only ever came across one spreader in your life