[Epic.]

'The public don't like me for meself... bless you public... can't do a thing about it my love I can't do a THING about it

Kim: Stop while you're ahead madam... I believe we chatted away you and I, we had drinks we laughed--
Nicola: --Kim. Kim.
Kim: Shuuut up you're causin' all this trouble... -points finger-

-gets naughty award by housemates in task- 'If naughty's meant in a playful way I thank you very much indeed. If it's meant in a vindictive way I couldn't give a ****.'

'He's failed himself MISERABLY... by joining a gang. And he should know BETTER at 69 years of age! -pounds diary room chair- Rubbish!'

'I could write a book dear. They wouldn't publish it, it'd be too mucky. But it would start with.... Dig Me Deep... I'm a Long Bodied Woman.'

'I'm sorry your ganghanded, you wanna play a woman up, one woman on her own, I'll have your guts for garters.'

Kim: I thought I'd be out within about two days.
Emma: Well after your arrival I did too
Kim: Emma don't start with me dear!