[user104658]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Jesus ****..my nuts and all the wiring just shrivelled like a milkmans hopes as he realises his milk round tips just aint going to make it.



YOU WERE AWAKE...WTHEF?

Yeah, it's done under local anaesthetic . I wish I could say I didn't feel a thing - but that's not true either, you can feel a sort of pulling / tugging with an ache like being kicked in the nuts, and I personally felt some "sharp" pain when they were stitching up, too.

All while the senior nurse was reassuringly patting my chest and telling me I was doing well for not crying, and the student was asking me about Irish Lotto! Bloody surreal...

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Yeah, it's done under local anaesthetic . I wish I could say I didn't feel a thing - but that's not true either, you can feel a sort of pulling / tugging with an ache like being kicked in the nuts, and I personally felt some "sharp" pain when they were stitching up, too.

All while the senior nurse was reassuringly patting my chest and telling me I was doing well for not crying, and the student was asking me about Irish Lotto! Bloody surreal...

Whoa whoa whoa....ah got knocked oot, woke up to toast....mocked by the biggest bitch of an ex wife for walking solemenly up the hospital corridors as i suddenly realised my bollox wern't shaved for fashion.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Whoa whoa whoa....ah got knocked oot, woke up to toast....mocked by the biggest bitch of an ex wife for walking solemenly up the hospital corridors as i suddenly realised my bollox wern't shaved for fashion.

How long ago was that?? For me it was like 20 minutes in and out ... I'm lead to believe that that's pretty standard these days. Into a booth, changed into a gown, into the surgical room, lie back, jab jab snip snip (that's one of the worst bits... You can hear the tubes snipping), cup of coffee and a biscuit, clothes back on and **** off.

I think I might have had some mild PTSD for about 6 months afterwards...