[Maru]

Basically this thread is for posting your serious news comedy skits here... so things like SNL (maybe US only?), Colbert, Youtube, etc. Your source, your choice, but it better be comedy too

I think sometimes it's nice to be informed about current events but maybe also be entertained a bit in the process, right?

[Maru]

First contribution

Youtube video

[user104658]

I thought this was going to be a thread full of SD-related comedy. I'm genuinely disappointed. Can we just do limericks or something? Dirty jokes?

[Crimson Dynamo]

There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.
He said, “Oh my love,
It fits like a glove.”
Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.”

[jaxie]

There was a chap called TS
He thinks the UK a terrible mess
He doesn't like Tories
And you can tell from his stories
That he thinks Scotland's the best

I once knew a man called Leather Trumpet
Who was partial to a buttery crumpet
He didn't mind the Tories
As long as none of them were snorey
And he didn't have to have Boris as his strumpet

[user104658]

Originally Posted by jaxie

There was a chap called TS
He thinks the UK a terrible mess
He doesn't like Tories
And you can tell from his stories
That he thinks Scotland's the best

I once knew a man called Leather Trumpet
Who was partial to a buttery crumpet
He didn't mind the Tories
As long as none of them were snorey
And he didn't have to have Boris as his strumpet

There once was a lady called Jaxie
Who liked to make poems about Tories
She did one about TS
and one about LT
And I wrote one that didn't rhyme!

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

There once was a lady called Jaxie
Who liked to make poems about Tories
She did one about TS
and one about LT
And I wrote one that didn't rhyme!

There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which gave him a Sting
On his poor little Thing
And stopped him from having a Wee

I knew this young fisherman called TS
Who went to church in his lucky red Vest
But it wasn't God
Who touched up his Cod
It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod

Never say I'm a one trick tory writing pony.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by jaxie

I knew this young fisherman called TS
Who went to church in his lucky red Vest
But it wasn't God
Who touched up his Cod
It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod Pest

fixed it

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by jaxie

There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which gave him a Sting
On his poor little Thing
And stopped him from having a Wee

I knew this young fisherman called TS
Who went to church in his lucky red Vest
But it wasn't God
Who touched up his Cod
It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod

There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which stung him so long
On his massive big shlong
And stopped him from having a Wee

fixed

[user104658]

There was a TiBBer called Maru
Who wasn't quite sure what to do
So she jumped up and said;
"Asshole I MADE this thread!
Now it's all full of rhymes thanks to you!"

[Northern Monkey]

There was a small place called SD,
It always spilled the best tea,
It lacked the decorum
Of the rest of the forum
So the members all started to flee!


Baboom

[Northern Monkey]

There once was this chick called Maru,
Her thread was a little bit poo,
It’s content was lacking,
It didn’t have much backing,
So it sank like a knackered old canoe.



(No offence intended)

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

There was a small place called SD,
It always spilled the best tea,
It lacked the decorum
Of the rest of the forum
So the members all started to flee!


Baboom

I admired this limerick from Northern Monkey
His rhyming was pretty darn funky
He mentioned a flea
Just not in his tea
Now my limerick is getting a bit clunky!

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by jaxie

I admired this limerick from Monkey
His rhyming was pretty darn funky
He mentioned a flea
Just not in his tea
Now my limerick is getting a bit clunky!

I once knew a lady called Jax,
She’d always fill in the cracks,
Of this crumble-ing forum,
She’d never ignore em!
She’d dish out those well needed smacks

[arista]

We get the Daily Show
1AM, a few days after the USA showing
on our ComedyHD ch.

[Maru]

This was better than what was intended. Proceed

[user104658]

Originally Posted by arista

We get the Daily Show
1AM, a few days after the USA showing
on our ComedyHD ch.

This is the worst limerick I've ever seen Arista.

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

I once knew a lady called Jax,
She’d always fill in the cracks,
Of this crumble-ing forum,
She’d never ignore em!
She’d dish out those well needed smacks

I kind of like that it makes me feel a bit badass!

[Denver]

I have a joke for you

Spoiler:

Jeremy Corbin

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Adam.

I have a joke for you

Spoiler:

Jeremy Corbin

Haha. Its funny cos you cant spell it.

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by arista

We get the Daily Show
1AM, a few days after the USA showing
on our ComedyHD ch.

Originally Posted by Maru

This was better than what was intended. Proceed

I know this big fella Arista
Who was a bit of a fashionista
He liked to be seen
Strutting in green
And was prettier than his Sista

Maru I can't rhyme you!
That's just about all I can spew
I know you'll be sad
That your limerick is so bad
But that's just the best I can do!

[Kizzy]

Youtube video

[Kizzy]

Youtube video

[Beso]

https://goo.gl/images/tCL4aE

[Maru]

Youtube video