[Twosugars]

bring back bidets or better, japanese toilets with wash and dry

toilet paper seems like a pinnacle of civilisation but it's not. some **** will always stay, just spread thinly by paper

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

bring back bidets or better, japanese toilets with wash and dry

toilet paper seems like a pinnacle of civilisation but it's not. some **** will always stay, just spread thinly by paper

If you're just spreading the sh*t all over your ass then you need to learn to clean properly.

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

If you're just spreading the sh*t all over your ass then you need to learn to clean properly.

Lets forget this is about asses for a sec, how are you actually gonna clean germs from a dirty surface away with a piece of tissue

The countries that spray water up themselves are actually about ten steps ahead of us. And considering 37gallons of water goes into a single roll of toilet tissue, we’re less green than them too.

The idea in the op is rank and dumb though

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Withano

Lets forget this is about asses for a sec, how are you actually gonna clean germs from a dirty surface away with a piece of tissue

The countries that spray water up themselves are actually about ten steps ahead of us. And considering 37gallons of water goes into a single roll of toilet tissue, we’re less green than them too.

The idea in the op is rank and dumb though

I always spray my ass in the shower.

But I never said it perfectly cleared your ass of germs (it makes me heave at "rimming" being an actual thing).

But, you actually clean the sh*t off. If you're smearing clumps of brown mess all over the place you're doing it wrong.

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I always spray my ass in the shower.

But I never said it perfectly cleared your ass of germs (it makes me heave at "rimming" being an actual thing).

But, you actually clean the sh*t off. If you're smearing clumps of brown mess all over the place you're doing it wrong.

Yeh but the worlds greatest cleaner with a tissue is still gonna leave the toilet dirtier than your average Joe woth a water hose.

[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

If you're just spreading the sh*t all over your ass then you need to learn to clean properly.

wrong!

Indeed, you can never get properly clean by simply wiping, since you are, effectively, pushing the stuff into your skin. Would anyone dream of cleaning their hands by simply wiping them on tissue paper?

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...g-toilet-paper

If you’re relying on toilet paper alone to clean up after you take a dump, you’re not doing a very good job of getting yourself entirely poo-free. As pooing expert Rose George explained to Tonic, dry toilet paper doesn’t work to clean dirt – it just moves it around.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/28/sorry-...r-bum-7033924/

There's loads about it online.
I used to feel superior about wiping until I watched a bbc doc on the subject a couple of years ago.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

wrong!


https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...g-toilet-paper


http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/28/sorry-...r-bum-7033924/

There's loads about it online.
I used to feel superior about wiping until I watched a bbc doc on the subject a couple of years ago.

I don't feel superior about wiping.

I'm just saying if you're "smearing" it all over yourself you aint doing it right.

My shower makes a lovely bidet.

[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I don't feel superior about wiping.

I'm just saying if you're "smearing" it all over yourself you aint doing it right.

My shower makes a lovely bidet.

hope you're not trying to smear my wiping technique
but thank you for de facto agreeing with my point by using shower as bidet after dry wiping

[Maru]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

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You are either educating me Maru - or slaying me with laughter.

I didn't know about the cup thing until a few years ago when I was told in a female forum... she was like this is the way to go...

Originally Posted by Twosugars

wrong!

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...g-toilet-paper

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/28/sorry-...r-bum-7033924/

There's loads about it online.
I used to feel superior about wiping until I watched a bbc doc on the subject a couple of years ago.

We don't have bidets in the US (it terrifies most people), but I use wipes and regular old bum paper. I love my bum