[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Withano

Lets forget this is about asses for a sec, how are you actually gonna clean germs from a dirty surface away with a piece of tissue

The countries that spray water up themselves are actually about ten steps ahead of us. And considering 37gallons of water goes into a single roll of toilet tissue, we’re less green than them too.

The idea in the op is rank and dumb though

I always spray my ass in the shower.

But I never said it perfectly cleared your ass of germs (it makes me heave at "rimming" being an actual thing).

But, you actually clean the sh*t off. If you're smearing clumps of brown mess all over the place you're doing it wrong.