[Epic.]

Science: It ain't tit for tat. The dog chases the cat, the cat chases the rat--
Craig: --And then the bear chases the dog...
Science: Nah cause there ain't no bears in here
Eugene: Do bears attack dogs?
Craig: I do...
Science: He's not a bear. If he was a bear, he's a gone wrong care bear. He was one of the EVIL ones.
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Craig: You called Derek the dark deceiver behind his back--
Science: --HE IS THE DARK DECEIVER I've told him to his face; dark deceiver.
Derek: You've never done that.
Science: YES I HAVE.
Derek: I now know.
Science: Nonononono YOU ARE THE DARK DECEIVER, I'VE SAID IT TO YER FACE--
Derek: --No you HAVEN'T actually.
Science: Haven't I? Are you sure about that?
Derek: It's the first time I've ever heard the words.
Science: WELL I DON'T CARE IT'S THE SAME AS YOU CALLING ME THE DARK DESTROYER--
Derek: Words. Words Words Words Words Words. It's my FORTE, words!
Science: Forte whatever dark deceiver eezy in a bit bye bye.
(Derek: Cheers, cheers. Goodbye, good luck, back to Leeds, go back to Leeds, good luck to Leeds!)
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Craig: When you play with gods you get BUUURNED.
Science: Godsgodsgodsgods ya systems fraud don't talk like that you IDIOT cause you will get BURNED.
Craig: You are out of your league with me boy. Big time, big time. Out of your LEEEEEAGUE. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM WHO I AM OR WHAT I CAN DOOO.
Science: It's funny that it took THIS LONG to get there. I've been Who I Am Me As A Man since I got here. A lot of boo-hoo crying shaving yer head doin a lot of foot massaging to get where YOU are. Please please please. Please. Do not pick a war... with a man, that lives by the art. Honor. Justice. And courage--
Craig: --WHAT'S GOING ON when you presume you can come into a facking room where people sat in here who are my friends, you are NOT my friend...
Science: I don't wanna be yer friend, YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOD, YOU'RE A SYSTEM FRAUD. I TOLD YA ALREADY WHEN YA START TALKING LIKE A GOD YOU'RE A SYSTEM FRAUD.
Craig: HeeEEeEeeE
Science: And that's why yer startin to SING.
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Craig: You think you are a threat to people because you think are supreme. End of.
Science: I don't think I'm supreme! I'm a human being!
Craig: You are not a threat to me.
Science: It's you who thinks yer a god.
Craig: I DO IT IN A JOKING WAY!
Science: SO YOU'RE DOING IT IN A JOKING WAY NOOO-OOOW?
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Craig: Oh and if I wanna talk to the camera, CAMERA can you--'camera look at me? All eyes on me? I'm Science the attention seeker. Look at me LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, no other housemate, look at ME.'