[Pro Sniper]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

honestly, i'm picturing a Maddy and Paras final 2 where they're spouting delusional hyperbole and the whole jury looks on at them with total disdain lmao

Indeed. The jurors will be like: So, ladies, what have you done in the game that warrants beng crowned winner? Paras: Well, I've "thrown" almost every comp and sucked the ass of every player for the entire game. Also, I was indirectly involved in removing every one of you. I must be given credit for the move of every person in power because I kept taking credit for them all in my daily talks with the cams. I made a ton of big moves that can be watched at non-existent.com. Thx.

Jurors: Ok, great pitch.. you stupid little rat.

Maddy: Well, unlike Paras, I won't be stooping so low as to pretend I was "throwing" all the comps. I admit I just suck..and would struggle to beat a blindfolded person at Connect Four. But aside from not winning anything, there's no doubt I've been a mastermind this whole game. The fact I've managed to make it to this point with so many people coming after me speaks volumes about my unique skills. Also, I'm so entitled* that I truly believe just because I want to win so badly, 100k should be sent straight into my bank account. Thx.

Jurors: Ok, let's start tossing coins..