[Parmy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

No I mean it sounds like a promo excerpt for Robs new thriller

where the you are drawn into the fake boxers life and a whole series of boxing related murders occur at various farm shops around the Cockermouth area

Talking if cockermouth...this is also a true story, but im not swearing on anyones life.


I was sitting in a motorway cafe next to 2 lorry drivers ejo were chatting to the elderly waitress...

"Hi son, where are you from" she asked one of them.

Saltburn he said
Eh, pardon..she said..

Saltburn

Eh


SALTBURN
..

eh..

At this point he picked up a salt sachet and tossed it in the fire...


Ah saltburn she said..


At this the 2nd driver got up and walked out.


I saw him outside and asked him whats up..


"Im from cockermouth" he said.