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Originally Posted by parmnion

Talking if cockermouth...this is also a true story, but im not swearing on anyones life.


I was sitting in a motorway cafe next to 2 lorry drivers ejo were chatting to the elderly waitress...

"Hi son, where are you from" she asked one of them.

Saltburn he said
Eh, pardon..she said..

Saltburn

Eh


SALTBURN
..

eh..

At this point he picked up a salt sachet and tossed it in the fire...


Ah saltburn she said..


At this the 2nd driver got up and walked out.


I saw him outside and asked him whats up..


"Im from cockermouth" he said.

“Oh I do like to be beside the seaside”
I love Saltburn..all three of my sister-in-laws live there.