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Old 18-02-2010, 02:39 PM #26
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You've heard of Brad Pitt in Ocean's 11 !!!

Now see the new smash hit staring Gary Glitter in... O She's Eleven.

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I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:

Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx

Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:

Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a cunt & I have been shagging your brother.

I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:

You ok mum?
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Womens Rights

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Thing is that wasnt the first time was it?
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Womens Rights

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Harry that was unexpected
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Thing is that wasnt the first time was it?
It was actually. It's our little thing with Jess, she's good.
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It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
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I nearly fell off my throne.
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I see a lot of women are using this site...

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