[Patrick]

I'd go round to his girlfriend's place and tell her I have a secret to tell her but I'll only tell her if she gets into bed with me


Then I'll put an alarm on my phone to ring in a few minutes, so I'll answer it during sex and tell her I've got to go because my house is on fire, I'll come back another time.

Then I'll repeat the process until I run out of houses to imaginary set on fire, before telling her.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I'd go round to his girlfriend's place and tell her I have a secret to tell her but I'll only tell her if she gets into bed with me


Then I'll put an alarm on my phone to ring in a few minutes, so I'll answer it during sex and tell her I've got to go because my house is on fire, I'll come back another time.

Then I'll repeat the process until I run out of houses to imaginary set on fire, before telling her.

This is why nobody likes you.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by lostalex

This is why nobody likes you.

Who the ****** are you?
Silly woman.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Who the ****** are you?
Silly woman.

I'm a man, and yur response was disgusting. I see people argue with you in basically every thread you post in. It's not a coincidence. You are disliked.

[Patrick]

I'd go round to his girlfriend's place and tell her I have a secret to tell her but I'll only tell her if she gets into bed with me


Then I'll put an alarm on my phone to ring in a few minutes, so I'll answer it during sex and tell her I've got to go because my house is on fire, I'll come back another time.

Then I'll repeat the process until I run out of houses to imaginary set on fire, before telling her.

[Stu]

Rage in three, two, one ...

[Niamh.]

If it was my best friend then I certainly wouldn't be running to tell their partner, I'd just give them advice

[billy123]

I think i would tell them that its something that they need to sort out and i want nothing to do with it i would put a stop to that conversation straight away its not fair to burden other people with that crap.