[InOne]

Become the next Charles Bronson

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

um i would probably just try and make the best of it :L

bad girls looked like good fun tbh so i wouldnt mind

and there would be loads of hot straight men gagging for a shag so its win win imo

[Patrick]

rofl at Internet being in Jail.

Imagine going on Facebook:

'Bruce Johnson is chilling in his cell, Norman has just popped down to the showers with the lads to either get a shag or beat someone up, never can tell. Have to go lads, that ginger guard is eyeing me up again!'

[Claymores]

Did anyone see a prog on either Discovery/Crime&Punishment about certain American jails set-up for solitary confinement? Guys who had been in for over 8 years in solitary - they had a good behaviour system which essentially meant after 3 years you would be allowed a TV. Otherwise it was 23 hours in the cell, eating alone, 15 or so minutes exercise in a courtyard alone.

The show showed an 1800s prison too where most of the inmates in solitary had gone completely insane. No wonder, but the American jails are still doing it.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Patrick

rofl at Internet being in Jail.

Imagine going on Facebook:

'Bruce Johnson is chilling in his cell, Norman has just popped down to the showers with the lads to either get a shag or beat someone up, never can tell. Have to go lads, that ginger guard is eyeing me up again!'

It's happened. People making threats to their victims over FB from jail though I don't think they were lifers

[Jack_]

Kill myself. No question whatsoever.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

It's happened. People making threats to their victims over FB from jail though I don't think they were lifers

Woah.

Originally Posted by Claymores

Did anyone see a prog on either Discovery/Crime&Pinishment about certain American jails set-up for solitary confinement? Guys who had been in for over 8 years in solitary - they had a good bvehaviour system which essentially meant after 3 years you would be allowed a TV. Otherwise it was 23 hours in the cell, eating alone, 15 or so minutes exercise in a courtyard alone.

The show showed an 1800s prison too where most of the inmates in solitary had gone completely insane. No wonder, but the American jails are still doing it.

Woah!
So ******ing harsh seriously, I'm so glad we live in the UK were it's not as strict.

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

It's happened. People making threats to their victims over FB from jail though I don't think they were lifers

In those cases they've normally had a phone smuggled in and are using facebook on that I think

[Stephanie]

yeah, kill myself.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by MTVN

In those cases they've normally had a phone smuggled in and are using facebook on that I think

The one I saw in the news had access to a PC in a prison library. There was a major fuss about it as he'd taunted the woman he'd attacked saying he'd see her dead and stuff

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stephanie

yeah, kill myself.

Originally Posted by MTVN

In those cases they've normally had a phone smuggled in and are using facebook on that I think

You can smuggle phones in? Jesus Christ.

I always had an idea Jail was so strict and stuff.
I'd probably arrange a break out or get someone to bomb the prison or something in that case.

[Kerry]

They smuggle phones in up their arse

[Patrick]

Fair Dos.
A Blackberry covered in sh*t, but still not a bad idea.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Fair Dos.
A Blackberry covered in sh*t, but still not a bad idea.

[Claymores]

Patrick - completely OT but do you still have the South Park meets BB vid you made? It used to crack me up and ain't seen it in a while...........maybe you could repost sometime please?

[Beastie]

I would get on with it if I was in jail now. However.. if I was back to my 11 year old self and put in jail? God knows!!

I just think for that boy now 13.. it must be so scary for him :S But if he is not even showing any signs of remorse then.....

[Beastie]

Originally Posted by InOne

Become the next Charles Bronson

I still need to watch that film. I read in the paper the other day he is getting married for a 3rd time. He is still in a prison at Wakefield. Did he actually get life inprisonment then?

[Beastie]

Oh just looked on Wikipedia. Yep Charles Bronson has a life sentence. It was only meant to be for 7 years until he kept fighting with prison officers and that?