[Jake.]

Granted, but it turns out to be a male Kelly Brook impersonator, and you don't find out until after...

I wish to grow wheels on my legs.

[Patrick]

Granted. But someone wheels you into a canal.

I wish to go on Big Brother.

[Niamh.]

Granted but it's as the the guy who cleans up after disgusting tasks

I want to be invincible

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Granted but it's as the the guy who cleans up after disgusting tasks

I want to be invincible

Granted,, but you run into an anti-invisible wall.

I wish to be made out of cardboard.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Granted. But it has to be second hand reused cereal box cardboard
I wish to win a talent show

[Kate!]

Granted, it will be the x factor, but afterwards you will fade into obscurity and the runner up will have massive success. Whaddya mean thats already happened?

I wish I hadn't said certain things......

[Jords]

Wish granted.
But the room happens to be and gas chamber... you both die.

I wish to grow a garden full of lemon tress.

[Jords]

awkward moment when you dont realize theres a page 2...

[Jords]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Granted, it will be the x factor, but afterwards you will fade into obscurity and the runner up will have massive success. Whaddya mean thats already happened?

I wish I hadn't said certain things......

Wish granted.

Everything good you said to people is erased, and you are hated for your cruel words (soz Kate!)

I wish to grow a garden full of lemon tree, again!

[Niamh.]

Granted but it makes you bitter

I wish I could be really fit without having to exorcise

[Kizzy]

granted but your body can only tolerate dry cream crackers forevermore ..or you have a seizure
i want to learn to drive

[Kate!]

granted, but all women will be jealous of you, and throw things at you in the street!

I wish I could conquer my fear of heights

[Jords]

Wish granted.

However the sudden body change makes you question if its really you and Niamh and NiNi interlock and as NiNi is really fit, Niamh perishes with all her memories.

I wish to be able to go on holiday this year.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Granted but it makes you bitter

I wish I could be really fit without having to exorcise

Granted, but you mispell the word exercise and are therefore forbidden to a life of screaming in your bed with your head spinning around in a 360 degree fashion.

I wish this thread was never created.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by kizzy

granted but your body can only tolerate dry cream crackers forevermore ..or you have a seizure
i want to learn to drive

Wish Granted.

You keep wanting to drive, but never actually learn to as you will no longer be able to want to.

Originally Posted by *Kate*

granted, but all women will be jealous of you, and throw things at you in the street!

I wish I could conquer my fear of heights

Wish Granted.

You climb a mountain and fall off.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by JH95

Granted, but you mispell the word exercise and are therefore forbidden to a life of screaming in your bed with your head spinning around in a 360 degree fashion.

I wish this thread was never created.

Touche!

[Jords]

Originally Posted by JH95

Granted, but you mispell the word exercise and are therefore forbidden to a life of screaming in your bed with your head spinning around in a 360 degree fashion.

I wish this thread was never created.

Wish Granted.

You get banned. Chop chop mods.

[Kate!]

oh well, the thread's still open

I wish it was Summer and the weather was hot!

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

oh well, the thread's still open

I wish it was Summer and the weather was hot!

Wish granted
It's so hot you suffer 3rd degree burns

I wish I had a self-cutting fringe