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Old 27-03-2012, 04:52 AM #1
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I met a guy who actually had completely unnecessary surgery on his spine because he was addicted to painkillers.

He had gone to a doctor, complaining of back pain in order to get a prescription to oxycontin, and he would keep telling his doctor that the pain was really bad so his doctor keep giving him more. Then finally his doctor was like "well the pills arn't working, we need to do surgery to relieve your pain" and instead of coming clean about his lie, he actually went ahead with the surgery just to keep getting the pills, and continued lying about the pain even AFTER the surgery.
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I'm sure it isn't as clear cut as it sounds...




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I hope his disability application is rejected, he doesn't have a leg to stand on
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..No he does Niamh..he just hasn't got two
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Well, in that case maybe they'll decide he's unbalanced and give him the disability allowance
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LOL..I did laugh out loud at that
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I think I need to put a sock in it now though!
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he was always stable, toenail!,
cant see him getting back on his feet,
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Might as well close this thread now, The Sherriff has done you all
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He shot himself in the foot with this one.
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