[Shaun]

Piddles will get to the bottom of this problem.

[The Human Santapede]

Greg, the dirty slut bucket.

[The Human Santapede]

The couch is mine! Fine I shall take Scott, he'll be better suited in Auckland than with you anyway. I also want the luxurious Tibetan rug and the tea set from central Peru.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

The couch is mine! Fine I shall take Scott, he'll be better suited in Auckland than with you anyway. I also want the luxurious Tibetan rug and the tea set from central Peru.

You can have the rug Marc took a dump on it last night anyway I've already sold the tea set

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

The couch is mine! Fine I shall take Scott, he'll be better suited in Auckland than with you anyway. I also want the luxurious Tibetan rug and the tea set from central Peru.

[The Human Santapede]

Oh, I believe this is yours too Niamh, you'll need it.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Oh, I believe this is yours too Niamh, you'll need it.

thanks, Greg said to give you this and to tell you sorry

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

thanks, Greg said to give you this and to tell you sorry

I believe you also slept with Greg. I think you'll need that more than me sweetheart.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I believe you also slept with Greg. I think you'll need that more than me sweetheart.

I'm clean

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I'm clean

Now, after months of being scrubbed up at the GUM clinic. I know about your sordid night with Arista and Legend Killer.

[Holly Christmas]

Josy Josterton will not be taken down by this ruffian, she is highly trained in martial arts, and has catlike pyschic abilities. She works a lot with my law firm (Pugh, Hugh and Barney-McGrugh) and we will ensure that Niamh and the children get everything.

mwahaha.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Josy Josterton will not be taken down by this ruffian, she is highly trained in martial arts, and has catlike pyschic abilities. She works a lot with my law firm (Pugh, Hugh and Barney-McGrugh) and we will ensure that Niamh and the children get everything.

mwahaha.

Superb

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Josy Josterton will not be taken down by this ruffian, she is highly trained in martial arts, and has catlike pyschic abilities. She works a lot with my law firm (Pugh, Hugh and Barney-McGrugh) and we will ensure that Niamh and the children get everything.

mwahaha.

Well Shaunus McGuire has his trusty 'angels' who work alongside him, Ammi, Livia and Mollie.

I would think of clever/jazzier names for the angels, but this divorce is making me an emotional wreck.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Michael getting in there while Niamh's on the rebound, good work

[michael21]

where do you want to go Niamh we can go any where you like and i pay

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by michael21

where do you want to go Niamh we can go any where you like and i pay

Oh somewhere in the Caribbean I think

[The Human Santapede]

You can have her michael, just be careful of the crabs.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

You can have her michael, just be careful of the crabs.

Yeah, thanks for that little leaving present you left me...........bastard

[michael21]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

You can have her michael, just be careful of the crabs.

you had your chance Ben Niamh said she going to that thing to me that you like

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by michael21

you had your chance Ben Niamh said she going to that thing to me that you like

What tickling my left testicle with her rough tongue? I never liked it, I just said I did. Her tongue leaves it sore.

[Good King Glennceslas]

You finally broke it off with that slut

Are we still going to New Zealand together Ben?

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Glenn

You finally broke it off with that slut

Are we still going to New Zealand together Ben?

Oh, Benji has been stringing you along in this as well I see

[Good King Glennceslas]

He said he loved me

[Black Dagger]

Benji will go with anything that moves.

[Good King Glennceslas]

He said I was different.