Now as you know, me and Niamh have hit a rough patch. We tried to work it out but her constant barrage of abuse, the black eyes she has given me and the constant jibes about my Cheeky Girls discography has left me no choice but to file for divorce and flee to New Zealand.
We need a settlement sorted out, she can have the house and Scott, I want the potato salad, the car and the leather sofas. Any helpers?
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Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate