[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Karl

What a lovely thread

I know karl,a happy place for happy people

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

[Kazanne]

I do about 5 situps every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

[Drew.]

a happy thread

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

I do about 5 situps every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

I can relate to this

[MTVN]

Anyway I'm not so happy now after the very simple task of replacing the toilet seat took me an hour and a half

[Kazanne]

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work.”
An Englishman said, “We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks.”
The Irishman says, “That’s nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man’s body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks.”
The American says, “Well hell, that’s nothin’. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin’ for work!”

[Kate!]

I love Elf

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Anyway I'm not so happy now after the very simple task of replacing the toilet seat took me an hour and a half

Oh cheer up MTVN no sulkies allowed in here,it beats sitting on the rim and getting a 'rim mark' round your bum LOL

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ZmwQp0nTxKPeXw

I love Elf

really funny movie Kate,a must for Christmas,and he's such a good actor

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Oh cheer up MTVN no sulkies allowed in here,it beats sitting on the rim and getting a 'rim mark' round your bum LOL

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

we've all done it kizzy

[Kazanne]

[Apple202]

omg that is so cute

[Kazanne]

I cant stop laughing at this,how clever

[Munchkins]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

I cant stop laughing at this,how clever

LMFAO i love it

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Munchkins

LMFAO i love it

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

I cant stop laughing at this,how clever

that is ace! I can't stop staring at it... you can actually see it too...crazy

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

that is ace! I can't stop staring at it... you can actually see it too...crazy

just makes you wonder Kizzy WHO is on the other side of the camera

[Kazanne]

[Kazanne]

Did you hear about the two Scottish Gays?

Ben Doon and Phil McRackin.

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Did you hear about the two Scottish Gays?

Ben Doon and Phil McRackin.

Do the mother-in-law jokes, next.

[Kazanne]

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

Do the mother-in-law jokes, next.

My mother in law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her, but he didn't know if he had enough petrol.

[Kazanne]