[billy123]

I wouldnt swat it theres no need Josy you beast!
But i would tell wolfy she was being silly.

[smeagol]

i would of took the p big time. and said oh its talking to me its saying wolfy is a weirdo fish muncher and should stop dressing like a eskimo call the white coats lol

would of been funny if was me. the look on her face is obvious she doesn't even believe that rubbish herself

[Cherie]

Trying to make herself interesting, it's not working at the moment, if it was a vote to save between Wolfy and the Fly, the Fly would win hands down.

[Vicky.]

Probably look at her like she was totally mental and ignore her.

Or say 'the fly has just told me to tell you to shut the **** up and stop talking rubbish'

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Josy

What would you have done if a fly landed on you and Wolfy told you to speak to it?

I would have swatted the fly tbh can't be doing with insects landing on me

I'd have just walked off.. considering he was actually left alone with a fly...

[Shaun]

begun speaking in a satanic voice

[Chero]

The thing is, though, what he got from listening to the fly, was really what he knew deep down; that Michael is an actor. Obviously Wolfy's idea works. Now about her paranoia about other housemates talking about her behind her back, truth is nobody notices she's even in the house normally. She needs to talk to a few flies herself, I think!

[Niamh.]

The minute she said you have a friend on your shoulder I would have jumped up and ran around the garden screaming so she would never have even gotten that far to tell me talk to it

[MTVN]

Would have killed it and left it on her pillow

[MrWong]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Trying to make herself interesting, it's not working at the moment, if it was a vote to save between Wolfy and the Fly, the Fly would win hands down.

This.

This is her shtick. How lame.

[Kizzy]

It's rollocks this talking to animals, she was moaning how she really wanted meat the other day, does that really fit with the 'earth mother' persona?
She talks to flies and has sharks living in her legs, but when she's hungry slaughter anything coat it in breadcrumbs and suddenly her animal friends become lunch!

[Josy]

Originally Posted by bobnot

I wouldnt swat it theres no need Josy you beast!
But i would tell wolfy she was being silly.

I hate insects

Originally Posted by MTVN

Would have killed it and left it on her pillow

FFS that's a bit much

[Visage]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Would have killed it and left it on her pillow

That's the second most romantic thing I have ever read on here.




(but wiping one's arse on the pillow is still the first romantic thing)

[mizzy25]

like jack I don't like flying things so she wouldn't have got the chance. Id be screaming for someone to get it off me!

[Marcus.]

i would go along with it
going yeah

[Fish_Fingers]

Firstly I'd have asked her first how she knew the fly was male - she kept referring to it as 'he'. And then I'd have wondered how 'he' could possibly teach me so much. According to Wolfy, flies have been around a lot longer than we have. I'm sure she didn't mean that particular fly, so obviously 'he' has been schooled by his elders. Perhaps there is a fly-library somewhere, or maybe even some kind of complex fly-education system, a place where flies can go and study natural history and anthropology. Said flies can then, presumably, pass down this information through different generations, obviously whilst taking time off from important fly business like hovering around feces, dive-bombing into food and avoiding my shoes and various fly-sprays. I'd be fascinated to hear her answer.