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Old 27-09-2013, 01:19 AM #1
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Oh GOD Lee has entered and she is drunk. Everyone run and take cover.
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Drunk? Me? Pfft
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"I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could just be a Chinese Wispa."
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How do you get a blonde lesbian to climb the wall?

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What do you give to a sick budgie?
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Tweetment


What's ah ah ah Bisto?
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I went to a zoo the other day, and all they had there was a dog.
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Shih tzu


What do you call a woman with two dicks?
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N-Dubz


What does a gynocologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
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What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business!

What language does an Israeli barista speak? Teabrew! (I made this one up!)

I feel like a pack of batteries, I'm never included in anything
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A horse walks into a bar.. The batman says "why the long face?"

How do you make anti-freeze?
Hide her nightie

How do you make a sausage roll?
Give it a shove
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Hide her nightie

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Why did you omit my horse joke Marc?
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Yes because it was ****ing rubbish.

But you saved yourself with the last two
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Who's Sam??
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What do you call a wierdo?

KYLE.
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KYLE.
As in Jeremy?
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As in Jeremy?
No, hes Simple Minds
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Your obsessed with me Mitch, just confess you want my babies and we can pretend this never happened!
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An English mod, an Irish mod and a Scottish mod walked into a bar.....





....that must have hurt.
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Sam from BB14 said both of those jokes on the highlights to Gina lol
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Sam from BB14 said both of those jokes on the highlights to Gina lol
Well he must have stolen them fro me
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
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