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Old 13-05-2014, 01:23 PM #1
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Yes love, it is hot today, my thats a big fan you have, yes put it down in my bunker, mind the step love, Sweden eh?, life in city
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Yes love, it is hot today, my thats a big fan you have, yes put it down in my bunker, mind the step love, Sweden eh?, life in city




8 of these
means you need a Irish or Swedish Woman
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I dont think i have ever had a big delivery of bub wrap or paper from a woman mind you.

The paper is 200m rolls so its heavy. It has always been a bloke. My posty is a woman but no delivery men are.
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The paper is 200m rolls so its heavy. It has always been a bloke. My posty is a woman but no delivery men are.
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I hate those things, I always run out of space
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