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Old 26-10-2015, 04:15 PM #1
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Expound Liv, expound - Kate will probably think you mean that you have to purchase a permit to paint and sketch.
LOL... you cheeky bugger Kirk. Kate knows what I'm talking about...
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Expound Liv, expound - Kate will probably think you mean that you have to purchase a permit to paint and sketch.
Kate's not a dim blonde you understand
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Kate's not a dim blonde you understand
Just thought you might be stupified by drink Kate. (as usual )
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A couple decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top, they counted to 3 before jumping.

The woman jumped but the man stayed. He watched her fall for 8 seconds then saw her pull a parachute.....
Thinking about it - this is brilliant. It tells a story in a few lines.
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Maybe she told him it was a backpack with refreshments for their journey to the roof?
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..mutual betrayal..?..both were going to let the other one die and save themselves...
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Please tell everyone this is a joke Josy
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Please tell everyone this is a joke Josy
And here was me thinking Josy tried to kill her husband.
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..yeah, you got us all there Josy, you wee sausage...(square sausage..)..
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And here was me thinking Josy tried to kill her husband.
You mean she didn't? This is all just a story? WTF...?
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And here was me thinking Josy tried to kill her husband.
Naw - Not me. I thought it was the Cotswold couple - LT's new neighbours - after their meeting with him.
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Takes Livia to see Spectre then we can drool over Daniel together
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God, he's gorgeous...
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God, he's gorgeous...
But his face looks like he was ran over by a tractor, right?
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But his face looks like he was ran over by a tractor, right?
Hey! Careful... that's the man I love you're talking about.
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Omg they were shady with each other
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And like a woman could operate a parachute anyway

Thats when i smelled a rat
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Thats when i smelled a rat
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I reckon the woman only brought the parachute as insurance and only used it because her sly husband never jumped
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I think the Husband was too scared to jump and the women planned to take an parachute so she can claim life insurance when he dies
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