[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by RichardG

1) an opening helicopter shot of the new house before the camera switches to one on ground focusing on emma who says something like "new house, new game, new rules" idk

2) then the titles play and the crowd cheers (not whoop whoops)

3) then emma gives a house tour

4) then the housemates enter one by one with no music, marcus, or on stage interviews. they walk straight out onto the stage and straight up into the house. the whole atmosphere is really professional, emma reads the hm details as davina used to. the crowd cheers, it's all positive and exciting to watch.

5) then the show finishes with 10 minutes or so of live feed

6) we wake up the next morning to hear 10 million people tuned in

reality:

1) marcus screams at a new undiscovered decibel

2) lightning and siren sound effects blast as an onscreen "we're back" message pops up

3) the titles begin, the crowd whoop whoops

4) marcus screaches as emma walks on stage

5) emma shows a few pictures of the house on the screen

6) the housemates walk on one by one to a bunch of pop songs, emma interviews the housemates as the crowd chants off off off and that one shouty guy calls the women slags, marcus shouts all the housemates details as they walk in

7) the show finishes with a crap twist and a montage

8) we wake up the next morning to discover a new low of 800k viewers tuned in

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

PLEASE WELCOME YORRRRR HURRRRRSSSSTT EMMAAAAA WILLLISSSSS!!!

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[Jason.]

^

[*mazedsalv**]

Show Starts.

You hear very quick sentences from each civilian series (unsure if they could do it for the C4 series, so they may just do it for 12-16) as the camera pans across the exterior. We see the stage, the walkway, the stairs and then it just quickly cuts to the DR.

Emma is sat in the DR. "Hello Big Brother"... "Hello Emma, we've been expecting you".

Music Titles.

Emma walks into the house and does a 10 minute tour everywhere of the main house. Cuts to first break.

Show returns.... Emma who is still in the house walks out to the crowd and finally says "Welcome to BB 2016 etc...", "This series, the game is changing, there are 2 houses, 2 sets of HMs.....". But before I show you the 2nd house, lets get the first few people in... HM number 1...

3 HMs enter. Another break.

Show returns and we see exclusive pictures of the 2nd house.

The rest of them go in main house (12). Then in groups of two (three entries), the "others" enter. I hope that there is less time on the "other" HMs given that i feel we as viewers will probably lean towards the "main house" in terms of support.

All HMs are in by 10:40pm. Perhaps a quick thing (as they normally do) like an annoying twist. It's obvious.

Then before it finishes. "Well, there you go, you have met 18 HMs, 12 in the main house, 6 in the 2nd house. And you can watch their every... yes, I mean, EVERY move, as we have given you all the action from the house on our 24/7 online feed. Just go to the website of get yourself the app and start forming your opinions... (can you imagine the amount of website traffic that will get, they are missing a trick here so badly)

"I'll see you on Friday for our first eviction show"

5 mins of the Hms getting to know each other.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by *mazedsalv**

Emma is sat in the DR. "Hello Big Brother"... "Hello Emma, we've been expecting you".

BB3?

[Jason.]

marcus screams at a new undiscovered decibel

lmao

[MB.]

I can't wait for more of Emma's scripted witty pop culture references along the lines of "packing more of a punch than Solange in a lift" and "the house has had a bigger makeover than Caitlyn Jenner"

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I can't wait for more of Emma's scripted witty pop culture references along the lines of "packing more of a punch than Solange in a lift" and "the house has had a bigger makeover than Caitlyn Jenner"

'Big Brother has a bigger chip on his shoulder than Beyoncé on her new album'

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Pete.

'Big Brother has a bigger chip on his shoulder than Beyoncé on her new album'

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I can't wait for more of Emma's scripted witty pop culture references along the lines of "packing more of a punch than Solange in a lift" and "the house has had a bigger makeover than Caitlyn Jenner"

Or Emma and Rylan presenting the whole show in an ominous whisper from the trailer.

[JJ.]

That's the last time I bother making a serious thread.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by JJ.

That's the last time I bother making a serious thread.

Ffs

[Gypsy]

wow this thread is like a fanfic x

I hope we get a nice house tour whether it's pre-recorded or live

[Babayaro.]

Fried egg roll with a packet of Monster Munch

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Fried egg roll with a packet of Monster Munch

Nnn this is not the Launch Night snacks thread

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I can't wait for more of Emma's scripted witty pop culture references along the lines of "packing more of a punch than Solange in a lift" and "the house has had a bigger makeover than Caitlyn Jenner"

Originally Posted by Pete.

'Big Brother has a bigger chip on his shoulder than Beyoncé on her new album'

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Fried egg roll with a packet of Monster Munch

Good examples lads

[Moosething]

Originally Posted by JJ.

"Welcome to Big Brother 2016! Boy, I'm excited.

[Will.]

A pizza

[MB.]

An HoH room

[MB.]

Just like that contribution of yours

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Ashley.

Good examples lads

Originally Posted by MB.

Just like that contribution of yours

Calm down Lesleys you're always playing up to the cameras!

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Just like that contribution of yours

[Goodbye Summer]

1. My Pizza arrives in time.

2. The new house and second house both come across amazing on TV.

3. The Exterior set ends up being way better than the old one, and we get a much better atmosphere in general.

4. We get a really diverse cast this year that enters. Range of races, genders and ages with all very different personalities.

5. The Launch Twist ends up being something fresh and good, that makes me want Wednesday to hurry up. And is not just something to do with Evictions/Nominations.

Pretty much that. I'd add the announcement of a Live Feed in there, but we all know that's never going to happen, so I'd rather be somewhat realistic. I'd be very surprised if they could nail all of those I mentioned, that's for sure.

[Strictly Jake]

I just want cars! And no stage interviews

[Goodbye Summer]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

I just want cars! And no stage interviews

Housemates arriving in cars, a quick word with them like Davina used too, and no music would be perfect IMO.

I wish.