[user104658]

Chuff what sort of heathens are you inviting into your home who not only piss liberally outside of the toilet bowl... but then even if they do so by accident, don't clean it up themselves?? I don't think the issue is them not sitting down it's just them being ... ... well just disgraceful is all I can say . I wouldn't leave MY OWN bathroom without making sure it was clean, let alone when I'm a guest in someone else's house .

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Chuff what sort of heathens are you inviting into your home who not only piss liberally outside of the toilet bowl... but then even if they do so by accident, don't clean it up themselves?? I don't think the issue is them not sitting down it's just them being ... ... well just disgraceful is all I can say . I wouldn't leave MY OWN bathroom without making sure it was clean, let alone when I'm a guest in someone else's house .

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

hun if you said this 24 hours ago I would've voted for you in ML

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

So moving on

[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

Now you talking!
Thank you, this is a problem that deserves its own thread

[Kazanne]

I have one of those plaques in my loo where it says If you sprinkle ,when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie,lol

[user104658]

Otherwise I agree it's fine to ask, if a little odd, but not sure how you'd check compliance

[Cal.]

I would never sit down to see so neux

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

I would never sit down to see so neux

not even on this toilet?

Spoiler:

[Alf]

If I sat down, my knob would dip in the water, because it's that big.

[Marsh.]

What an odd thing to request.

If a regular visitor/family member is peeing all over your bathroom floor then just tell them how it is.

Going into detail with everyone who enters your home about how you want them to empty their bladder is weird.

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

What an odd thing to request.

If a regular visitor/family member is peeing all over your bathroom floor then just tell them how it is.

Going into detail with everyone who enters your home about how you want them to empty their bladder is weird.

Omg

[Calderyon]

No.

But taking the middle lid up is: the seating cover for the duration of peeing is appropriate.

[Jessica.]

I think it's a bit rude to ask people to use the bathroom in a certain way. I think anyone with any respect would wipe their drips with a bit of tissue if they did happen to miss somehow.

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I think it's a bit rude to ask people to use the bathroom in a certain way. I think anyone with any respect would wipe their drips with a bit of tissue if they did happen to miss somehow.

That is true.

That's why every bathroom should have a packet of cleaning wet wipes.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

That is true.

That's why every bathroom should have a packet of cleaning wet wipes.

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

I agree, terrible for the environment.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

[user104658]

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system



Should have known it was that little prick

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system



Should have known it was that little prick

Pingu is a nasty and rude effer. Always hated that Pingu.

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system



Should have known it was that little prick

Love it

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system



Should have known it was that little prick

[caprimint]

I voted for no but that's because I'd rather not have somebody else's ass on the toilet seat tbh. I don't really think it's 'wrong' (although it's a bit cheeky?) but then I have had no issue with telling people to take their shoes off before they come in, so I guess if it's something you're really passionate about then why not... it's YOUR house.

[bots]

Originally Posted by caprimint

I voted for no but that's because I'd rather not have somebody else's ass on the toilet seat tbh. I don't really think it's 'wrong' (although it's a bit cheeky?) but then I have had no issue with telling people to take their shoes off before they come in, so I guess if it's something you're really passionate about then why not... it's YOUR house.

it would certainly be a bit cheeky if they were sitting down

[Rob!]

No, I’ve never heard anything quite so weird in my entire life.