[joeysteele]

Well done, interesting policies too.

[Kate!]

Another policy.

I will make Arista the Tibb Mayor and he will interrogate, sorry welcome all new members with a box of Asda Walmart chocolates.

[Kate!]

Policy number 999

We will give forum members more control. They will be able to delete their accounts or freeze them and reinstate them if required. Like Facebook.

Now Chalk has to support me. Mwahaha!

[Kate!]

Policy 1,000

Once a month, on the first, we shall implement a minutes silence, ie no posting for 60 seconds, in memory of those Tibbers who have passed to the other side. They will live on in our memories.

[Kate!]

My final policy.

The Madness Test.

All current and potential new members on a probationary period will be assessed by a panel of experts, James, Niamh, MTVN and Arista. All of these are bat fink crazy and know what to look for. I wasn't going to include James but recent events have proved he's as loopy (and Jolly) as it gets.

Now this assessment will be rated on a scale of a 1 to ten, so loopiness is essential. Anyone found to be normal, ie 1 or 2 points will be banned. Anything above a 2 is acceptable. Any tens will be given their own private suite at Tibb Towers. With a bathroom.

[Kate!]

I'll be back with a final speech before the midnight deadline.

[Ray.]

[Kate!]

My final speech.

I've poured my heart into my campaign, shed tears and sweat blood. Oh the drama! In the interests of Positivity and Happiness please vote for me to be your Prime Minister.

Fin.

Over to y'all. Xx

[joeysteele]

Read and digested also.

[Kate!]

Campaign now closed