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A carpark.

Wait that didn't even make me laugh.
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Micahel Jackson is home teaching his son to masturbate :

''Gee whizz daddy! This is great!''

''Hoo-ooh yes! And when your eighteen you can use your own cock!''
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''Gee whizz daddy! This is great!''

''Hoo-ooh yes! And when your eighteen you can use your own cock!''
Pmsfl. I lol'd.
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An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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LMAO Damon.
Hmm what have I got..?
Oooh I made this one up when I was like 12!

What do you wash a dog with?

.....................Shampoodle!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
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Hmm what have I got..?
Oooh I made this one up when I was like 12!

What do you wash a dog with?

.....................Shampoodle!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
LMFAOOOOO

What was the hippy's wife called?

Missisipi

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LMFAO!
I'm gonna remember that one LOL
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Whats white and falls from trees?

Fridges


Whats white with blue stripes and falls from trees?

Fridges wearing pajamas...
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Irishman goes into the job centre and says "ive been phoning the number on your window 08001730 for 2 ****ing weeks and no one has answered"

"08001730 is the ****ing opening times."

Okay it wasn't that funny but only Irish joke ive heard in a while.
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Whats white and falls from trees?

Fridges


Whats white with blue stripes and falls from trees?

Fridges wearing pajamas...
Why would fridges fall from trees?
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An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
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Irishman goes into the job centre and says "ive been phoning the number on your window 08001730 for 2 ****ing weeks and no one has answered"

"08001730 is the ****ing opening times."

Okay it wasn't that funny but only Irish joke ive heard in a while.
LMAO that is funny, but I don't get why it's an Irishman? lol. Was it just a random nationality?
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Whats white and falls from trees?

Fridges


Whats white with blue stripes and falls from trees?

Fridges wearing pajamas...
Why would fridges fall from trees?
Thats the whole point, the person told me, and it was so random and rubbish I was in hysterics.
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What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.
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Whats white and falls from trees?

Fridges


Whats white with blue stripes and falls from trees?

Fridges wearing pajamas...
Why would fridges fall from trees?
Thats the whole point, the person told me, and it was so random and rubbish I was in hysterics.
Oh. lol
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What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.
I freaking love that joke

Whats red and fluffy?

Angry pink fluff hahaha
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i was going to tell you a joke about butter...

but it might spread!!!! lol
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An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
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Irishman goes into the job centre and says "ive been phoning the number on your window 08001730 for 2 ****ing weeks and no one has answered"

"08001730 is the ****ing opening times."

Okay it wasn't that funny but only Irish joke ive heard in a while.
LMAO that is funny, but I don't get why it's an Irishman? lol. Was it just a random nationality?
Yeh my dads side of the family is northern irish so he always gets northern irish/ irish jokes sent to him by his mates and he does the same back etc.
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He sat up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
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Irishman goes into the job centre and says "ive been phoning the number on your window 08001730 for 2 ****ing weeks and no one has answered"

"08001730 is the ****ing opening times."

Okay it wasn't that funny but only Irish joke ive heard in a while.
LMAO that is funny, but I don't get why it's an Irishman? lol. Was it just a random nationality?
Yeh my dads side of the family is northern irish so he always gets northern irish/ irish jokes sent to him by his mates and he does the same back etc.
Lol, I love Irish jokes, espec. the ones about us being drunk and all.
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What's the difference between jam, marmalade & butter?


























You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse.

That's the best one in this thread so far... I LoLed ... a lot!
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What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.
I freaking love that joke

Whats red and fluffy?

Angry pink fluff hahaha
LMAOO.
What's green and fluffy?
Sick pink fluff..

did I just ruin it?
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