[bots]

it would be nice if people could stop discussing other members

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

it would be nice if people could stop discussing other members

Apologies, I didn't mean anything bad by it.

I like Zizu on the Forum, I just was unsure about his Kate Middleton claims at first.

[Zizu]

Why are people with the surname Smith sometimes known as Smudger ?


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[Zizu]

Why do we refer to them as a PAIR of pants but not a pair of shirts


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[Redway]

How you probably can’t be too spiritual but you definitely can be too religious.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Redway

How you probably can’t be too spiritual but you definitely can be too religious.

…everyone has a spirit but not everyone has a religion…

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…everyone has a spirit but not everyone has a religion…

Definitely.

[Redway]

If nobody’s perfect, how do we know what perfect looks like?

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Redway

If nobody’s perfect, how do we know what perfect looks like?

Charlize Theron


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[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Charlize Theron


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I do appreciate her neck to shoulder ratio

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Charlize Theron


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I like your thinking.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Redway

If nobody’s perfect, how do we know what perfect looks like?

We just listen to any Muse or Linkin Park song.

[Zizu]

What happened to placentas before man had discovered the first sharp rock / knife ?


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[Mystic Mock]

Why can't BBUSA find a likable Houseguest?

[Zizu]

Mmmm




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[Benjamin]

Why is it called backside (for your bum) when it’s not the side of your back?

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Why is it called backside (for your bum) when it’s not the side of your back?

Excellent question


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[Dogeatdog]

If Pinocchio’s nose only grows when he tells a lie and then he states “My nose is about to grow”. As soon as he says this, does his nose grow or does it stay the same?

If his nose doesn’t grow, then he’s lied but at the same time it’s impossible to grow because if he’s said that his nose is about to grow and it actually grows, well then he’s told the truth, but his nose only grows when he tells a lie and if it doesn’t grow, he’s told a lie.

So what happens to it?

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Dogeatdog

If Pinocchio’s nose only grows when he tells a lie and then he states “My nose is about to grow”. As soon as he says this, does his nose grow or does it stay the same?

If his nose doesn’t grow, then he’s lied but at the same time it’s impossible to grow because if he’s said that his nose is about to grow and it actually grows, well then he’s told the truth, but his nose only grows when he tells a lie and if it doesn’t grow, he’s told a lie.

So what happens to it?

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Dogeatdog

If Pinocchio’s nose only grows when he tells a lie and then he states “My nose is about to grow”. As soon as he says this, does his nose grow or does it stay the same?

If his nose doesn’t grow, then he’s lied but at the same time it’s impossible to grow because if he’s said that his nose is about to grow and it actually grows, well then he’s told the truth, but his nose only grows when he tells a lie and if it doesn’t grow, he’s told a lie.

So what happens to it?

[Mystic Mock]

Did Blur be inspired by Smells Like Teen Spirit when they made Song 2?

[Redway]

How long would The Simpsons have continued on air if it had continued like those God-forsaken Tracey Ullman shorts?

[Ray.]

The donut is like the bagel's more exciting cousin. The bagel is a good and reliable fella, works in an office and goes to his daughter's recitals, etc., etc. Meanwhile the donut is going on fashion shows, fun runs, hiking, doing extreme sports like surfboarding and whatnot.

Meanwhile the bagel is like 'Well, I cross referenced this spreadsheet with the fax they sent us from our office in Surrey, and er, yeah it looks like we're missing a whole bunch of staplers.'

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Ray.

The donut is like the bagel's more exciting cousin. The bagel is a good and reliable fella, works in an office and goes to his daughter's recitals, etc., etc. Meanwhile the donut is going on fashion shows, fun runs, hiking, doing extreme sports like surfboarding and whatnot.

Meanwhile the bagel is like 'Well, I cross referenced this spreadsheet with the fax they sent us from our office in Surrey, and er, yeah it looks like we're missing a whole bunch of staplers.'

The donut would fall apart if she went surfboarding

[Ray.]

You're right, my whole analogy fell apart like the donut.