[MissKittyFantastico]

Omfg!!!!

[Z]

Diva Fever

I'm sorry boys, it's been a treat having you on the show. Join us on FRIDAY at 6pm for live show 5; the theme is "songs that will guarantee one of the favourites will go in a shock elimination", so expect some silly song choices! The eliminations will now go to single eliminations from live show 5 onwards; and next show's special guest performer is Thomas_C in his alter ego, M.C.Tomiass! Don't miss it, see you Friday!

[InOne]

*pulls a shocked face but is glad none are my acts*

[Shaun]

-glares at Deeva Feeva and hurrees Keetie backsteej-

KEETIE MAN WHAT WUZ YA THINKIN' PICKIN' A JOOR COCKA SONG LEIK?

[MissKittyFantastico]

*has a breakdown and starts ripping out Katie's extensions*

This isn't the last you've heard of Diva Fever!!!

[Novo]

Sorry Shuryl, I won't let you down again

[Matt]

This is a catastrophe. Diva Fever were more talented, more fierce and much less attention seeking than Katie

[Shaun]

At t'end of t'dee, Deeva Feeva had t' goor. Ovaweiz, Merry woulda had t'get her fannee exorcised leik...

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Am I performing on Friday then?

This wait has been dragging on for ages.

I'm ready to hit my moves and show everyone what I've got.

[Niamh.]

aw missed this tonight and I'm gone waaaaaaaaaaaa

[Rob]

good, never lived diva fever!

[Shaun]

JUDGES' FEUD REACHES (DIVA) FEVER POINT

SHURYL COLE AND MATTALIE IMBRUGLIA have united against their fellow Z Factor judge Dannzee Minogue after losing another act each in the fourth vote-off earlier.


TORN - The Australian girls have come to blows

The duo, speaking EXCLUSIVELY to the Daily Sh*t, LASHED OUT at Minogue, 56, accusing the producer & talent show judge of FIXING last night's votes.

"AH CANNAE BELIEVE IT MAN", Shuryl seethed to her assistant, "THA PLASTIC BITCH IS OBVIASSLEE RIGGIN' IT LEIK!"

Fellow judge Mattalie Imbruglia was quick to voice her support for Shuryl, writing on her Twitter, "We used to be Australian bumchums, but now that bitch is like dirt on my didgeridoo. Skippy can hop off back to Ayres Rock for all I care."

Last night's bottom two eliminees, Diva Fever, have also thrown their weight behind the allegations.

"It's obviously a fix. We were in the bottom 2 twice and obviously we're way more fierce and talented than her sorry excuses for singers."

They continued, "Obviously she needs the exposure, being the forgotten Minogue sister, but it's disgusting that we've gone out of the competition, Britain hasn't heard the last of Diva Fever!!"

Minogue is still standing with all 4 of her acts, Mary Byrne, Wagner, Matt Cardle and Rebecca Ferguson, despite a brutal series of double eliminations.

Joey Walsh has declined to comment on the situation, asserting "I have to concentrate on Belle Amie and Gamu, I don't have time for this."


The Z Factor, continues this week

SHOCKING

[Matt]

We need to take bitch down a peg or two *files nails*

[Z]

There's been a slight vote leak!


This is in no way to drum up interest, speculation or to deny allegations of fixing or anything like that. Nope, nothing tactical about this at all. Ah shet, they know it's me.


Week 1

1. ???? 8.40%
2. ???? 7.72%
3. ???? 7.56%
4. ???? 7.46%
5. ???? 7.41%
6. ???? 6.93%
7. ???? 6.51%
8. ???? 6.46%
9. ???? 6.04%
10. ???? 5.51%
11. ???? 5.46%
12. ???? 5.41%
13. ???? 5.36%
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14. ???? 5.04%
15. ???? 4.41%
16. Tom Richards 4.31%


Week 2

1. ???? 7.94%
2. ???? 7.83%
3. ???? 7.67%
4. ???? 7.67%
5. ???? 7.67%
6. ???? 7.62%
7. ???? 7.20%
8. ???? 7.09%
9. ???? 7.09%
10. ???? 6.83%
11. ???? 6.56%
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12. ???? 6.51%
13. ???? 6.35%
14. Storm Lee 5.98%



Week 3

1. ???? 10.86%
2. ???? 10.18%
3. ???? 9.28%
4. ???? 9.13%
5. ???? 8.75%
6. ???? 8.60%
7. ???? 8.30%
8. ???? 7.99%
9. ???? 7.54%
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10. ???? 7.32%
11. ???? 7.16%
12. Marlon McKenzie 4.90%


Week 4

1. ???? 14.16%
2. ???? 10.78%
3. ???? 10.39%
4. ???? 10.00%
5. ???? 9.74%
6. ???? 9.74%
7. ???? 9.61%
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8. ???? 9.35%
9. ???? 8.83%
10. Keri Arrindell 7.40%

[Lewis.]

-Consoles Diva Fever but is happy that she now has Mattalie all to herself-

[Z]

Live show 5 at 6pm tonight guys!

[Novo]

Me and Shuryl against the world

[Shaun]

Am gonna be awee t'neet bouys and goals, but dunnae worree! Ah've given Zeeeeee mah voats. Ear's a list of critsizms 'n preez in advance leik, delete where applickible, pet.

- Yuhz wor senseeshunil!

- Ah cannae beleev wor yuhz jus' did to tha dancer, leik, are yuhz soar?

- Keetie, pet, I hoap peepilz voat for yuhz leik, yer a qualitee lass.

- Vagina, please doan't touch us agin leik.


TOODLEPIP!

[Z]

Welcome to Live Show 5 of the Z Factor, and I hope you enjoy Guy Fawkes' night! Tonight's result show will feature a very special video performance from TiBB's very own Thomas_C! Tonight's show has, as always, a theme. Tonight's theme is "songs that guarantee one of the favourites will go in a shock elimination." As always, it is up to the contestants how best to interpret the theme; so expect a wide variety of performances! The remaining eight contestants are battling for your votes; and with the last of the double eliminations out of the way, they can relax to an extent; but at the same time they can't - only six of them are guaranteed places in Sunday's live show 6. Let's welcome the Z Factor judges and their remaining acts!

Mattalie Imbruglia and her last remaining act; Treyc Cohen - played by Lewis!

Joey Walsh and his two remaining acts; Belle Amie and Gamu Nhengu - played by Braden and Callum!

Dannzee Minogue and her acts, of which she still has all four by the way: Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho, Rebecca Ferguson, Mary Byrne and Matt Cardle - played by TheHarbinger, MrGaryy, Jessica and Locke!

Shuryl Cole and her last remaining act; Katie Waissel - played by Novo!



Without any further ado, here are the performances!



Matt Cardle - Hit Me Baby One More Time - Britney Spears

Youtube video

Belle Amie -Free To Love Again - Katie Price

Youtube video

Rebecca Ferguson - Technologic - Daft Punk

Youtube video

Katie Waissel - Material Girl - Madonna

Youtube video

Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Youtube video

Gamu Nhengu - Go Gone - Estelle

Youtube video

Mary Byrne - Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra

Youtube video

Treyc Cohen - Mr Bojangles - Nina Simone

Youtube video

There's your lot! The voting details retain the same pattern as previous weeks: in a private message to me, send your ranking of the acts from 1st to 8th place to me before 9pm (when voting closes), placing your favourite performance 1st, your least favourite in 8th. Tonight's show is the first show with a single elimination since the Z Factor began; meaning that the act finishing bottom of the voting is not eliminated automatically. Here is a summary of the performances once more.



Matt Cardle - Hit Me Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
Belle Amie -Free To Love Again - Katie Price
Rebecca Ferguson - Technologic - Daft Punk
Katie Waissel - Material Girl - Madonna
Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Gamu Nhengu - Go Gone - Estelle
Mary Byrne - Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra
Treyc Cohen - Mr Bojangles - Nina Simone

[Z]

Of the eight remaining acts... Belle Amie were in the bottom three in live show 3; Katie in live show 4. As with the real X Factor; there has (so far) been a tendency for acts that featured in the bottom two/three to escape it the following show due to a surge in popularity. Belle Amie are at serious risk, statistically speaking! Keep the votes coming though, every vote changes the result and the more I get, the more exciting the final result it!

[Lewis.]

TreyC has voted ;D

[Braden]

Belle Amie: I think it's fecking stupid that Treyc hasn't even been in the B2. But her time will come...tonight!

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Braden

Belle Amie: I think it's fecking stupid that Treyc hasn't even been in the B2. But her time will come...tonight!

Way to win yourselves votes in the next sing-off

[Shaun]

am going to be here after all. Whilst my votes will probably be the same as the instructions I gave Greg, I'm going to make my mind up at the time just for extra tension/dubious change/controversy/something to do later

[Lewis.]

Originally Posted by Braden

Belle Amie: I think it's fecking stupid that Treyc hasn't even been in the B2. But her time will come...tonight!

Er.. remind me again.. Who're Belle Amie?