[MrGaryy]

-GodGa returns to our table in the green room-

[Shaun]

Farewell, my motherland
I don't mind if you're green
I've treaded on you, now I don't
Farewell to you, I leave you now.

You haven't believed, my mother
That two boards are my bed.
Thick starlight and moonlight,
Even sun doesn't shine (on me).

I'm leaving, leaving
My desire takes me, too.
I cannot stay anymore...
In this shabby little cottage.

If you leave, if you leave
Just be true to me
Do not turn your true love to me
Into a false one, my dear.

If you stay faithful
God bless you
If you become unfaithful
God should punish you!

Farewell, my motherland
I don't mind if you're green
I've treaded on you, now I don't
Farewell to you, I leave you now.

You haven't believed, my mother
That two boards are my bed.
Thick starlight and moonlight,
Even sun doesn't shine (on me).

[Smithy]

MM&I Did not write that

[Braden]

Ohhh-kay then.

[Lucy.]

I feel confused.

[Tom4784]

Good effort?

[Beastie]

Boooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Iceman]

okay, depresed me a bit there.....

[Twilight]

Wtf

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by thebeast

Boooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

[GypsyGoth]

Well done M&Ms

[Vicky.]

Nice song mm&i

[Stephanie]

wut.

[Jayson]

I'm not criticizing her effort here but that was repetitive, bland, boring and didn't make any sense...

[Braden]

That was pretty good.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Smithy

MM&I Did not write that

My thoughts exactly.

Originally Posted by MrGaryy

-GodGa returns to our table in the green room-

LMAO

Originally Posted by Braden

OMFG PATRICK YOU DID NOT JUST USE A ANTM GIF WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

[Shaun]

What the **** was that?

THAT WAS TALENT, INGRID. JUST BOW.

We're getting divorced. Here's Iceland! [don't I look like last night's iceland entry? strange coincidence...]

Iwanasomkúnt - The Eruption

[Iceman]

oh god mine is next i think

apologies

[Z]

That was... abstract, MM&I. I liked it.

Yay Iceland

[Tom4784]

Ah! I'm looking foward to this and as always, hilarious presenting bits.

[Patrick]

Coments as a Judge:

Very boring, bland, confussing and depressing MM&I.

I would say that to whoever wrote it, so its not because I dont like you.
And also I agree with Smithy, I dont think you wrote that.

[Iceman]

mine is **** compared to the rest im aiming to beat MM&I

[dj2k10]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...55#post3270755

back denmark after their disgraceful exit from tibb eurovision

[Shaun]

The Performer


A 19 year old Lesbian from Iceland, not much is known other than she once ate a pack of cigarettes confusing them with candy. Her name is Iwanasomkúnt. She is wearing a top that some say is too risque.....and not much else apart from that.


The Setting

Backdrop is a picture of planes in the sky, we get peaceful music playing as the screens show everyone in the airport checking in and being happy about their holidays...all of a sudden the we get the music used when the judges walk out with their acts on Xfactor (do you know what that piece is called? I cant find it anywhere??) the blus skies fade and a big plume of ash is seen blocking the tv screen.....

we now pan back to the stage where a rather large volcano is placed in the middle of the stage.....surrounding that are a lot smaller ones.....

the music ends and the volcano in the middle erupts with a beautiful looking woman shooting out of it and high up into auditorium......(the camera zooms in quickly to reveal a nip slip, she clearly hasnt noticed yet)

The Song

Its an up tempo syntesized techno song.

"The Eruption"

Verse 1

I been standing here all night,
I still ain't caught my flight,
I been waiting here all day,
I just wanna go home get laid,
I been walking round for hours now,
All I want is that orgasmic WOW!
I been sitting here way too long,
My Ass hurts its gone numb........

Chorus

You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman on your head,
You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman in your hands,
You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman at your feeeeeeeet.....

Verse 2

I been waiting to board that plane,
Need to be home to pleasure my pain,
I been pacing up and down this room,
Theres a girl over there makes my crotch go BOOM!
I caught her looking down my top,
I said "hello do you like what i goooooooot........."

Chorus Change

You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman on your bed,
You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman all over your body,
You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman on your lips

At this time in the performance 20 female dancers come out wearing virtually nothing (they don't point out to Iwanasomkúnt that her nipples are now both showing) they surround her and the backdrop changes to a hotel room....

Verse 3

We all went back to the hotel,
Scantily clad and drunk and drugged as hell,
We played songs as loud as we could,
She found the g-spot i knew she would,
We were at it and at it for hours and hours,
She made me cum then I got my flowers.....

Chorus Change

You want, yes you want,
The Eruption of a woman all over your body,
You want, yes you want,
The Eruption of a woman inside of your body,
You want, yes you want,
The Eruption of a woman, Thats all you want.

Iwanasomkúnt now groans loudly into the microphone as the music fades, a spotlight is shone onto her and she finally realises that her top has burst open and millions of people are staring straight at her perfectly shapen boobs. She smiles and gives a wink.....

[Smithy]

OH I just got it!!!

Iceland - The Eruption! the volcano!! God I know how Caitlin must feel all the time now