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Old 30-05-2010, 06:15 PM #701
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I really liked it. My favourite part was how fucking hot the singer is.
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I don't think that would ever make it to the real Eurovision
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Haha loved the ending!
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Ha! It was utter smut but I loved it!
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That was humerous, and catchy.
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I don't think that would ever make it to the real Eurovision
did you see any of last nights????

she'd win for sure with the "accidental nip slip"
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Ha! It was utter smut but I loved it!
that was my aim.....
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did you see any of last nights????

she'd win for sure with the "accidental nip slip"
I was thinking on more a lyrical level than the nipple slip
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I would fuck that singer, I bet Iceman goes far in this if his entries always have fit girls like that

The song wasn't as catchy as the other ones but it was a good read.

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I am SO turned on right now. And it has nothing to do with my levitation or this cyan gimp. LET'S GO TO BOSNIA!

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She was rather good
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Lyrics:
Spoiler:

This is Fomas Kalchalavikaktischskyloff speaking Oh....hey Judi.
No I'm not busy tonight, why don't you come over for a while we can 'watch a DVD'
I'll sort out the film and you can grab the food.
What do I want? Well anything apart from Ramen....

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your Ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your Ramen

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
bo bah bos-ni-a!
Her-ze-go-vin-a!!
Don't Want your ramen

I don't want a korma
Or jalfrezi
I want Egg fried rice
and a DVD
I don't want Ramen
no-no-no
I can't stand Ramen

I want some crackers
and maybe some chips
I don't want nothing more except maybe dip
I don't like Ramen
no-no-no
I don't want ramen

You know that I hate you
and I really don't need you
I feel it bad
Your bad ramen

I need a doctor
And I need one fast
I'm poisoned by your Bad Ramen
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I'm blacking out
and i feel it's the end
I've been poisoned by your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your Ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your Ramen

Bo Bah Bos-nia!
Her-ze-go-vin-a
fomas Ooh-la-la!
Random sounds are fun!

I'm filled with horror
This crosses the line
you’re a bitch
That rice was mine
I don't like Ramen
no-no-no
I don't want ramen

it turns me psycho
it makes me sick
I'll go Chris Brown on you
For ordering it
I dont like Ramen
no-no-no
I don't want Ramen

You know that I hate you
and I really don't need you
(You stole my rice BITCH!)
I feel it bad
Your bad ramen

I need a doctor
And I need one fast
I'm poisoned by your Bad Ramen
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I'm blacking out
and i feel it's the end
I've been poisoned by your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your bad ramen

Bo Bah Bos-nia!
Her-ze-go-vin-a
fomas Ooh-la-la!
Don't want your bad ramen

Bo Bah Bos-nia!
Her-ze-go-vin-a
fomas Ooh-la-la!
Don't want your bad ramen

Judi: Oooh Fomas...so firm
Fomas: I'm not really comfortable with this Judi
Judi: ooh poppycock, just kiss me you fool
Fomas: Seriously, this is all moving so fast.
Judi: Shhh, lie back and think of England and I'll take you to heaven

I don't want your love
And I want you to leave
I don't want your love
Or your stds

Je ne veux pas que (juh nuh veww par qeww)
Il goûte comme de la merde (il goo com dala merde)
Je ne veux pas que
I don't want to speak french!

stay away Judi Dench

I am armed with a wrench!

keep your bad ramen

I don't want ramen

I need a doctor
And I need one fast
I'm poisoned by your Bad Ramen
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I'm blacking out
and i feel it's the end
I've been poisoned by your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your bad ramen

Bo Bah Bos-nia!
Her zah go-vin-a
fomas Ooh-la-la!
Keep your bad ramen!


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The entire stage is dark at the beginning of the performance, there's a single spotlight on Fomas as he does the beginning part. As soon as the song starts all the light switch on and a group of dancers join Fomas as they launch into a highly choreographed routine, During this routine Fomas can be seen commiting various acts of violence against bowls of Ramen.

As the second speaking part with Judi approaches the dancers leave the stage and the spotlights highlight Fomas and a Sofa. An overly amorous Judi Dench waltzes onstage as the speaking part begins, she pushes him onto the sofa as he tries to hold her back.

He breaks away when the speaking part ends and lauches into the final part of the song which he sings at Judi. As he reaches the final chorus the lights come back on and the Dancers and Judi join Fomas as they do a spectacular routine.

As the song ends hundreds of pyrotechnics blast off lighting the stage like the 4th of July.


Fomas Kelchalikaktischskyloff

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Judi Dench:

dressed in:
Spoiler:

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